[Reese Charles]

I was nearly wasted by a robin reliant once. The little bastard came round the corner too fast and tipped. Nearly rolled onto me. Hit a badly parked Ford Fiesta instead. The stupid prat got out of the car and walked out into the middle of the road once he had had stopped. He nearly got hit by a van.

As for your lime green Nissan Micra experience, I have the same problem. There is a bloke up my road who has a lime green Nissan Micra with a big ass exhaust that looks more like a drain pipe. He insists on getting in the lime green bean can at 2:00 am and revving his engine. I think he reckons he is a boy racer or something, but he could of fooled me, looks more like a badly bent shipping crate on wheels. He always revs at traffic lights and stalls the thing when he tries to pull out. He takes his foot off of the clutch with his other foot flooring the accellerator. Cornwall certainly has its fair share of bad drivers.

Yours laughably, Reese

EDIT: Just reminded myself of the time I went up to this house and pushed the doorbell in, and it stuck there. In the end the owners had to take the thing apart! lol! It just kept on going and going and going, ring ring ring ring! LOL!