[Abe's son]

*kills 2d shitups*

alright going into the sprite comic busines, with Jays Quest. It will have a story line...sorta.

Cast

Name: Jay**is a Pharoman armoured 8-bit dude**
Ocupation: VI
Likes: Wattermelon Soda, rediculesly large weapons, mechs, and Napalm man(he's not gay he just thinks Napalm man is kickass)
Dislikes: People who think there all that and a bag of chips with a big gulp
Sex: Male
Age: uh....he cant remember
Theme Song
Play that Funky Music White boy - KC and the Sunshine gang

Once I was a boogie singa

Playin in a rock'in'roll baaaand

I neva had no problems-yeah

burin down the 1 night stands.

Most likely to Say: "Didn't do it"
Most likely to do: Seal something


Name: Ivy**unavailible**
Ocupation: In Jay's party
Likes: Plants, and Samuri
Dislikes: Jay, wants to rip his balls off
Sex: Female
Age: She ain't tellin

Theme Song
Jungle Boogie

Get down Get down
Get down Get down
Get down Get down
Get down Get down

Jungle Boogie!
Get da boogie....
Jungle Boogie!
Get down with the boogie...

Most likely to say: "I'm Killing jay first chance I get"
Most likely to do: put a spikey plant root up your ass and rip your lungs out

Name: Ninja**not around**
Ocupation: In Jays party, Samuri's friend
Sex: Male
Likes: Swords and sharp things
Dislikes: the author
Age: 400 years old

Theme song
Secret Agent man

Most likely to say: "I know ninjitsu"
Most likely to do: put swords in people

Name: Bawlz**absint**
Ocupation: In Jays party, is round
Sex: None is machine
Likes: His antenna
Dislikes: Napalm man
Age: I AM IORN MAN

Theme song
Big Balls- AC DC
*still trying to figure out what he's saying*

Most likely to say: "I have bigger balls than you!"
Most likely to do: so wacko spell using his eye

Name: Napalm man**not here**
Ocupation: In Jay's party, also AS's favorite character
Sex: None is machine
Likes: Fire..lots of fire, and shooting Bawlz
Dislikes: His missles n' crap going off in his body
Age: I AM F***ING IORN MAN!!!

Theme song
Burn baby Burn

BURN BABY BURN!

BURN BABY BURN!

DISCO INFERNO!!

Most likely to say: "HA! Burn bizneach!"
Most likely to do: burn something

Name: AS
Ocupation: Authour
Sex: Male
Likes: Being God of his own world
Dislikes: Being proven wrong, or being striped of his power
Age: 15

Theme song
Bran's Freestyle(Chineese rap) - CKy2K

Who likes my chop sticks

If ya wana see me, eat jello
I can kick you higher than you can kick me
I can kick you into a tree

Most likely to say: "W00T! I AM GOD!"
Most likely to do: Be a very insane, retarded and wacked god...

Name: Rezzagog'Disnie Orphina Uourgog (..err...Rezzagog)
Ocupation: The Redeemer
Sex: Male
Likes: Good people
Dislikes: Total Jerks, IE: Leader of the BNW army
Age: 5,000 years of creation, but 1 year of life on earth

Theme song
none yet

Most likely to say: "I am the Redeemer, bow down before me siner"
Most likely to do: Redeem

Name: Perseus-Amphamoria'de Drektarian OrinAI (Avenger)
Ocupation: Soldier of God(aka James)
Sex: Male
Likes: Stoping wars
Dislikes: Warmakers and politicts
Age: 2 million years of creation in James's realm, but 1 year of life on earth

Theme song
none yet

Most likely to say: "Can't we all just get along?"
Most likely to do: Start or stop a war

Name: Metool Kid (Mety or Met kid)
Ocupation: James's "child" and creator of all mets
Sex: Male
Likes: Mets
Dislikes: Met haters
Age: about 10...sorta

Theme song
none yet

Most likely to say: "So...how do you do that?"
Most likely to do: Make a met, or run away from danger

Name: Dominic
Ocupation: Jame's Familer and Metool Kid's helper/trainer/gardian
Sex: Male..I'm Gusing
Likes: Ice and chicks
Dislikes: Heat and stupid people
Age: 100

Theme song
none yet

Most likely to say: "I'm helping you just becuase your stupid, and I'll have one less person to hate after this"
Most likely to do: Freeze something or hit on a chick.