Oh, oh dear god! I'm fat!
*calmly licks crisco off his fingers*
I would have replied to this sooner, but I was too busy being morbidly obese. My fingers were too large to hit individual keys, and I had to order a typing wand.
But thanks to rush delivery, all is well.
Oh, and Kai, of course you think it's funny. Because everyone knows bible thumping, preachy, pretentious little cadets such as yourselves have excellent taste when it comes to humor. Bravo!
As for you, ethan, you just got yourself a warning. Not because your insults were directed at me, but because you made some rather nasty, 'anti gay' [and anti fatty, for that matter] comments.
Shame on you.
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