Lets see...
1. Rammed smack into a brick wall.
2. slid off of an embankment and got rammed square in the chops by a birch tree
3. bit my dog Murray (several times) after being bitten myself by Murray.
4. Carried Murray home only to drop him over the driveway. (Ouch.)
5. spilling water balloons in my room.
6. Farting in the middle of my 6th grade concert
7. Riding my bike right into the headlights of a car (I still have a bump in my knee where glass was imbedded)
8. squeezing the poop outta my cat Charlie (literally)
9. Chasing, catching and beating up "Santa" at an assembly at school.
And ten: to be determened.
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