[The Red Muse]

>>sligonia<<

The friendly looking female customer: *making an order to #14 slig* "Ah-ah- ah--well, I'd like a red wine! --No--make it a bottle of red wine--haha-- what about you Luukkis?"

Luukkis: *mumble* "W-water..." *more drooling*

The friendly looking female customer: "Haha-- He'll take an ice water-- with ice--haha!!"

Luukkis: "... help..."

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Matthew: *blushes a bit when Willow asked that could she draw him* "Errh... yeah--why not! Heh-- that would be an honour! And don't worry-- DJ Matt always has time for ladies!" *winks*

"I'll go get your beer now. I'll be right back!"

*runs to the barcounter*

Matthew: *to the bartender* "Yo!-- Yo! Give me a beer!"

Bartender: *cleaning glasses* "No."

Matthew: "No?! Whaddaya mean no!?"

Bartender: "I promised Lazlo not to allow you to get drunk..."

Matthew: "Ah... oh yeah. But one ain't for me. This one's for Willow over there! Hurry! Can't let the lady wait!"

Bartender: *sighs* "Alright then!! Quit your whining!" *pours Matt a beer* "Here. Now get outta my sight!"

Matthew: "The pleasure is all mine!" *bows to the bartender* "Your Highness of Booze!" *sniggers*

Bartender: "Why you little--!! Get outta the counter before I have to take out my Ingram!!"

Matthew: "Sir, yes sir!" *runs back to Willow, sniggering all the time* "Hehee--here ya go..." *hands the beer to Willow and goes back to his seat*

*takes a sip from his own beer, taking out some cigarettes*
"Errr... Do--do you mind if I smoke here?"

~~frank's~~

Hollow: *takes the beer from Garth* "Thanks man! Oh yeah! Here's you shotgun-- *hands Garth his shotgun back*-- had to shot some Lazlo butt with it! Can ya believe it, Lazlo and his dumbass crew came here to cause trouble! They came here to my block! ...What nerves..."