[The Red Muse]

James: But--but...--but *watches Crank walk out* ...--BUT!!
I DON'T KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT MACHINERY!! ---*sigh*---

Ziddy: Ah, don't worry! I know everything about machines! Didn't they teach you anything about machines when you were at the Barracks?

James: *annoyed* No! Why would they!? We're supposed to be security guards, not some grease monkeys!

Ziddy: You know, you're always complaining!

James: I am not!

Ziddy: Well-ho-ho-yes ya are!

James: No I'm n--tch!! ...--forget it. Just, just tell me where do I have to go and what I need to do, okay?

Ziddy: Alright! First off, crawl inside to the machine and--

James: NO! I ain't--definitely ain't going inside that thing!

Ziddy: Why not?

James: I might get-- errh-- stuck! Yeah, stuck...

Ziddy: ...oh... okay... What are we gonna go now...?

James: *grins* We do like this:
I will sit down, relax and maybe have a nap and you--
You will go and find someone who can fix this darn thing!
A scrub or something, not sligs-- scrubs-- they're stupid enough to go inside.

Ziddy: *hasitates for a moment* Oh--okay! Sure! I'll be right back! *runs out of the room*

James: Hah! What an idiot!! ...well... now's my chance to catch some Z's... *drops on the floor and falls asleep almost immediately*