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I thought I would write this. I wanted to write these down because the following posts just tickled me the right way.

I picked these Q&A sheets for the funny, sarcastic, or downright gut-busting replies (and answers) that Alf and Questioneer had provided for us.

Q: Can you tell us some interesting facts about Paramites that you know and we don't?

Alf: Well, if you scratch them in just the right place, they do this really cute kicking thing with their hind leg. Of course that's just before they turn on you and rip you limb from limb.

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Q: Is the bird mask that Big Face wears suppose to be the head of the creature that Mudokons supposedly evolved from?

Alf: Good heavens, where do you kids come up with this stuff? Has Big Face been spouting his crazy talk again? As far as I know, he picked it up at an old junk shop in exchange for some comic books.

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Q: Why does Abe loose his tattoos between Abe's Oddysee and Abe's Exoddus?

Alf: Last time I was playing jacks with Abe, he still had them tattoos on his hands... and a darn good thing. He'd never have made it outta the brewery if he hadn't been able to call up the power of the Shrykull once or twice when he got into a pinch. Next thing you know the little punk will spike his hair or get his lips pierced. Uh. Again, that is. You know what I mean. Eh, next question.


-More to come. It's 9:30 at my house and time for all the little 16-year-olds to go to sleep. (at least for the next hour and a half. By that time Mommy and Daddy will be asleep and then it's Futurama time on Cartoon Network. But don't tell.)