Hobo's all-star religion featuring:
Alcar/Abe Babe hybrid as the God of Forums
Ferill as the God of War and Love
Rexy as the God of Insanity
PA as the God of Drawing and Deep Thought
Hobo as Satan
Holy commandments:
1. No getting up before 9:30
2. School and Work is forbidden. Money is worthless in a perfect world.
3. The only idols that are allowed will be depicted in PA's drawings that he will teleport to earth
4. You must donate £50 a day to oddworld Inhabitants
5. Rexy must be ignored at all times.
6. Infact Rexy should be shot on sight
7. Everyother day is a religious festival
8. The Holy colour is Blue
9. prayer consists of shouting at inatimate objects
10. The holy book is the hitch hickers guide to the galaxy
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