[Joshy]

Originally posted by SeaRex
If I had my own religion, it would be called Lukism, of course. Ah yes, the joy of Lukism. You could believe in whatever-the-feck-kinda God you wanted to believe in, as long as it didn't ostracize other people. Predjudice people suck. Yeah, there we go...

First rule of Lukism: No Predjudice assholes. Those who fail to comply will be severely beaten with the "Happy Rod." People who aren't tolerant will not be tolerated.
Second rule: No arrogance. Boasting is OK every once in a while, but flaunting your stuff about will result in immediate re-happy-inating.
Third rule: No meeting under the name of Lukism will last more than 30 minutes. Meetings will consist of small talk and Scrabble.
Fourth rule: Taco Bell and Root Beer (or real beer, whatever tickles your package) are to be served at the conclusion of every meeting.
Fifth rule: No black people. (Ha... I kid)
Sixth rule: The Desciples of Lukism gain the legal right to make up religious holidays to get out of school/work. Unless they want to be whiney little bitches and actually help the economy... losers.
Seventh rule: There are to be no more than six rules.

And more principles of Lukism are on the way!

DISCLAIMER: Side effects of Lukism may include, but are not limited to: nausea, slurred speech, oily discharge, headache, diarrhea, stigmata, halitosis, puberty, toxic shock syndrome, fascism, dizziness, Henry Rollins Disease, confusion, hairy palms, mammary loss, severe beatings with the "happy rod", and in some cases, mild death. Allergic reactions including head explodey have been reported, and in some rare instances, bruising of the ego.

Sexual side effects include, but again, are not limited to: homosexuality, premature ejaculation, cunniglingus, and more homosexuality on the weekends.

WOW, This is the Religion for me