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04-21-2003, 10:40 AM
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Dave began to spin on his head. It hurt and it looked silly.
Alas it didn't work and the Guards began shooting at him.
Then Frying pan from the cupboard floated out of the window and bashed all the industrialists on their heads knocking them out.
He then flew over to Finnigan and lamped him in the face also knocking him out.
"Sorry about this buddy!" said the Frying Pan as it knocked out Dave as well.

Several minutes later Dave awoke lying next to Finnigan. The Frying hovered nearby and in front of them was a huge green blob with leaves coming off it.
"Whats the blob?" asked Finnigan.
The blob spoke up.
"I am the not-so Almighty vegetable! You shall treat me with respect!" said the blob.
Dave noticed the many other Flying Frying Pans.
"Whats with the flying talking frying pans?" asked Dave.
"Well, I can't afford Ratz so I got Frying pans instead! They are in every cupboard in every kitchen in Oddworld! They are my eyes!"
said the not-so almighty vegetable.

"Why have you bought us here?" asked Dave.
"My name is Jerry and I am the leader of the Frying Pans!" said Daves smart ass cooking instrument.
"You must complete a quest for our master" it said.
"What is this Quest?"

The Vegetable said "You must...

A) Restore control of the Planet to the Mudokons
B) Kill the Glukkon Queen
C) Restore logic to the world
D) Get me something to eat
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