[Rich]

The mushroom lay on the floor of the cum stained kitchen.
Dave wiped the cum from it and his face and looked at the mushroom.
Finnigan jumped for the mushroom and chomped his jaw shut.
Dave looked at his arm, not only had Finnigan eaten the mushroom he had bitten off half of Dave's arm.
Blood spurted into the toaster, which blew up and shot flames over the room.
Dave wondered what to do. He was in incredible pain and trapped in a room filled with fire. He went to scratch his head but realised he had only half an arm.
The flames were closing in on him and Finningan. Dave was running out of time! His only choice was to...

A) Use the fire extinguisher
B) Call for help
C) Run off
D) Use Finnigan's built in fire extinguisher