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Originally posted by oddling
What walks on four legs in the morning, two legs in the afternoon, and three legs at night?
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I've never liked this one: It doesn't really make sence. I know the explanation: Babies walk on four legs (crawling), adults walk on two legs (two legs), and old people have walking sticks, making three. But here's the bit that is stupid: People don't have their whole lives in one day!
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You use a knife to slice my head, and weep beside me when I am dead.
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The life of the wife is ended by the knife.
Ok I heard that on Family Guy.