[Dipstikk]

Come on people! Are Hobo and I just going to do this? Come on! Let's do it, Members! This has gone on for three weeks. THREE! I'm going to breath the last breath of life into this topic. It's now or never.
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Name: Zack

Occupation: New Rupture Farms guard.

Age: 39

Physical traits: Zack is a Tapewoim. He is fifty feet long with a 5-foot thick body. He is a bit of a daredevil and wants to leave NRF as much as the Noctero. He has a thich hide and is completely impervious to Slig gunfire. He has a Surfer-Dude accent to couple his reckless nature.

Psychological traits: Zack never asked to work as a guard. He hated the idea. But it was either that, or be bullied into it violently by his heartless kin. Nonetheless, he keeps an optimistic attitude, and feels the need to "Help" sligs from beating up Noctero and/or keeping them out of trouble. He keeps aware of his emmense size (unlike other Tapewoims, who wouldn't think twice about squashing an unseen Noctero) and keeps Abe, Munch and Alf safe behind his crown of horns while "taking shortcuts" through potentially dangerous obsticals that are, as he puts it, "Not for beginners. Don't try this at home, dudes!"

Zack is not afraid of Sligs (like any other Tapewoim) and would gladly "put the hurtin' " on one to help Abe and Co. Besides, Sligs are obsolite, just slugs on wind-up pants and with a little b-b gun.