*Splat comes in and paces around the room, then turns to face the audience to do his speaking part*
I've tried to be patient,
I've tried to be kind.
Can ya tell me what the trouble is?
Am I loosin my mind?
Now, I didn't ask for much,
I didn't ask you to make pigs fly,
Didn't ask you to part the waters,
I just waned ya to reply!
I gave ya secrets,
a gave ya chapters,
I let ya read my story!
And this is how you repay me?
Cumon, guyz,
Dya think that's funny!
Well, now at last,
Your fate is sealed,
Your payin for your crime!
But to show you what kind of guy
I am,
I'll ask you one more time:
Will you? Or will you not?
Reply, to the story!
*Exit stage right*
(And screw the dedication thing, from now on, NOBODY gets a chapter!)
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