Keith is Watching from the guard tower, he sees a mud, running from a slig bouncer. keith lines up his sight on his B.P. He fires the round, the mud falls to the floor. Over the intercom comes a crackly voice.
Slig: "Thanks Keith!"
Keith runs over to the dying mud. He gets out his baton.
Keith:Now, what should i do with you? Oh I know! * Keith raises his baton, as he is about to bring it down, to finish the mud, a large hand grabs the baton. It is a bigbro sligs, behind him is Simon.
Meanwhile
Crunk is on guard duty in the mud sleeping quarters
Crunk: God, I'm so lonely. My only mate is Keith, and he's far too violent for me. What i realy want to do is to settle down, with a nice bunch of mates and own my own resteraunt.
*dreams* * Crunk is standing under a gaint sign saying McSligglies
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