[Hobo]

Keith: Thanks for the heads-up but i don't need it. Anyone tells me i'm doing my job wrong, they become my job, understand? *Keith walks off and sees a mud whistling*
Keith: Hey you!
Mud: Me?
Keith: Yeah you, get over here.
*The mud walks over to keith, Keith then picks him up and puts his head under the stiching machine until his lips are stiched together.
Keith: Try whistling now!
Mud: mph..... *Starts to cry so Keith beats him*

Keith: *laughs, then hears footsteps so runs behind machine.*

Mud: MMPH!

Mystery voice: What was that?

*Keith loads his snoozie, prepared to shoot whatever it may be*

***New Character***
Name- Crunk
Species-Big Bro Slig
Age-19
Sex-male
Personality- Keith's best mate, loves to snipe form a guard tower.
History- Graduated Slig Barracks the same time as Keith and has been his partner for 8 years.

*Keiths best mate, Crunk comes around the corner, Keith breathes a deep sigh and goes and chats to Crunk*