And we're back with more sucky singers: Let's today talk about "Dr. Gay." His "hit" songs with EMINEM(who we talked about earlier that sucks in h*ll) prove him to be the most suckiest rapper yet. f*ck Dr. Gay! Suckyness scale: 100/100% suckyness! YOU SUCK!!! "You're darn right." Dr Gay replied to me. Next, D-Fence...uhh...not a football game. D-12 suck in heck! Listen...that song they made with the GoRiLLaZ...ha! That sucked! Gorillaz are too good to do any songs with D-12!!! plus, d-12....YOU CUSS TOO MUCH! I'll prove it. The first lyrics of the Gorillaz and D-12 song; 9/1/1 were: "Gorillaz
Back the f*ck up! D12." Those were the exact lyrics. I even looked on azlyrics.com. THEY SUCK!!!!! Suckyness scale: 99.999/100% suckyness. eXtra to the episode: Horn! KoRn positively sucks! that stupid thoughtless video they made; in the end...he barfed up all that stuff for a whole minute. IT SUCKED IN H*LL! Also...that one song...where in the video he's walking around this house yellin' "Then it means I'm not a maaaaaaan!!!!!!" HOLY SH*T! WHO THE HECK EVER CAME UP WITH SUCH GAY LYRICS???? "down down down when you got me down...when you got me down...I know!!!" You know you suck Porniholics. Suckyness scale: BROKEN!!!!! Over 100% suckyness! you leave! since you suck so much,... *opens up a hole and throws Horn in a chute and they fall in the aligator pond.* *throws Dr. Gay into the chamber of snakes.* Least hated: D-12! Congrats weirdos! *throws them into the electric eel pit.* Tune in next time!I can't think of who else I wanna make fun of first! Oh well. See you next episode!
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Abe-Gun (formerly known as Sid Hawk)
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