* AS flys in on jetpack*
AIEEEEEE-!!! *thud*
*hits wall*
*whump*
*AS gets up*
ahem...wellcome to another installment of..............GAI-....i mean...ASK AZAAB....no its..MDK ASS...no...its...oh yeah!! its ask yagaga...no thats not right either..oh yes! its ASK AS
*theme music plays and dancing smarties come out*
On todays show i'd like to....TAKE SOME F***ING CALLERS!!...ok lets get down to business...
* AS takes out pills and some fizzy water and takes the pills*
OK caller your on the air
[*unkown caller*] oh uh..'ello
...who is this?
[Baz] oh uh, this's Baz..
..well...why are you calling mister so called "BAZ"..
[Baz] ....alright....well im calll'in a'cuse we need ya help...
....WHY would this be...mister Baz...
[Baz]...this is going no were, look... w-
*AS hangs up*
.....TIMMY!!
[Staffer] TIMMY!!
[other staffer] TIMMY!!
[yet ANOTHER staffer] TIMMY!!
[ANOTHER F***ING STAFFER!!] TIMMY!!!!!
[Timmy] TIMMY!!!
[Mr.Bojoyzie] TIMMY!!!!!
...hey how the hell did you get in here?
[MB] Well laddy..im 'ere cuse i got the bloody key ya git!
...uh.....i want corndog?
[MB]....*leaves*
.....BWAAHAHAHHAHA!!
*AS runs in circles till he vomits*
[staffers] *GASP*
GASP...
[Timmy] GASP
[MB] GA-
OK SHUT UP!!
*fade to black*
( I said it once...and I'll say it again......I love that game...