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03-14-2003, 02:36 AM
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The Sad Truth

This was an email my father showed me that was sent to him from some work mates:

Can you imagine working for a company that has a little more than 500 employees and has the following statistics:

  • 29 have been accused of spousal abuse

  • 7 have been arrested for fraud

  • 19 have been accused of writing bad cheques

  • 117 have directly or indirectly bankrupted at least 2 businesses

  • 3 have done time for assault

  • 71 cannot get a credit card to bad credit

  • 14 have been arrested on drug-related charges

  • 8 have been arrested for shoplifting

  • 21 are currently defendants in lawsuits

  • 84 have been arrested for drink driving in the last year


  • Can you guess which organization this is?

    It's the 535 members of the United States Congress. The same group of people that are deciding whether or not to go to war!

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