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03-13-2003, 05:30 PM
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Dr.Ross: (In his lab trying to insert a fuzzle into a blitzpacker.) Get In there!
Fuzzle: Squeek
Dr.Ross: ( A couple of sligs come in) Hey guys give us a hand?
Slig#1: (lights up a lungbuster) Beat it Profeser
Slig#2: Yeah!
Slig#3:( grabs nearby blowtorch and lights lungbuster) Fool!
Dr.Ross: Get out of here you dirty punks! If your not here to help get out of my lab.
Slig#1: (grabs snoozie and points it at fuzzle) I bet you 10 moolah that I can hit that fuzzle blindfolded!
Slig#2: Ok th......
Dr.Ross: Get Out! (Into Radio:) Security! I need a couple of big bros down in the la(a bullet smashes the radio) Dr. Ross dives for cover, Bullets hit all the furniture near him. He looks around, he can't see his snoozies anywhere. He tries to grab his saw but a bullet strikes it and smashes it into pieces.

Sahain: (Walking down corridor near labs) Huh? Whats that noise? (He bounces down some stairs and out side Dr.Ross's Lab. He can hear the sligs screaming with laughter. He grabs a radio and calls for help. He hears Dr. Ross scream as he gets hit by a bullet. He tries to open the dooor and finds it's locked, he shouts at the sligs inside the room, Slig#3 turns to face the door and unleashes a stream of bullets towards it. Sahain is hit in the chest, near his lungs. When the security arrives it's too late to save Sahain, they see his blood soaked suit and immediatly burst into the room using brute force and decapitate the first two sligs with one shot each. The last slig turns and is instantly picked up in the air, the big bro holding him puts him against the wall he punches him in the chest, the slig coughs up blood. The Bigbro then grabs his baton and starts to beat the slig until its whole face is bloody and swollen. He picks up the slig and carries it to the slig interrogation chambers. Dr. Ross is rushed to the medical room. When it happened.

Armored Slig Popper#38 was patrolling guard tower 2 when he looked up to see the most amazing thing in his whole life. 6 Glukkon helicopters were landing infront of him. They were being escorted by three flying sligs each. When the helicopters land, the slig pilots get out and scan the area. The doors open on each helicopter and a glukkon
jumps out and trundles up to #38 they are followed by 3 bigbro's each.
Gluk#1: Take us to Sahain we have urgent news.
#38: Sorry sir Sahain was murdered by some renegade sligs 15 minutes ago.

Gluk#2: Are any of the sligs still alive?

#38: One the other two got decapitated. They were attacking Dr.Ross

Gluk#3: Ok then Take us to Aslac we have urgent news.

#38: Yes Sir! (Salutes) As #38 is leading them to Aslacs office. Radar runs around the corner followed by his troops.

Radar: Sir!

Gluk#1: Radar, whats the problem, this base is falling apart!

Radar: Sir, i came to tell you that one of our scouts has found a huge mud force comming this way. They're armed with aindustrial weapons. They also have brought some Spooce Canons.

Gluk#5: Spooce Canons?

Radar: They're mud artillary, newly developed. Sorry Gentlemen, we've had to modify your Glukkon Helicopters into gunships. You'll be taken to the bunker. We also think that we've found the reasons for the slig murders, they were in places where we haven't activated our anti-possesion orbs. We've covered this whole base in them now.

Gluk#3: What else are you doing about the mud army?

Radar: Well Vykkers labs are doing us a great favor, they'll be here in 2 days, way before the invasion force, they'll be deploying sligs, slogs and interns to protect our base. Also they're going to transport any vital people and materials out of the area.

All the Glukkons fllow Radar to the bunker where they find Aslac..........

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