[Dipstikk]

I've seen so many list posts that I decided to write one meself.

Here goes nuthin'.
Literally.

10.Fuzzles go rabid and turn on Munch

9. Abe loses his powers

8. Abe removes his stitches

7. Invaders come to Oddworld. Pink-skined invaders with tufts of hair on their scalp and the word USA on their ship (Sponsored by George Bush)

6. A compassionate Vykker

5. Glukkons learn to chant

4. SLIGS LEARN TO CHANT (Oh, God help us!)

3 1/2. Elum returns in a fit of anger because he was left out of the previous two games. He attacks Lorne and takes over the OWI Building

3. Paramites cope with cold weather by inventing GLOVES!

2. Scrabs give up quirreling amongst themselves, team up and attack you in an enraged mob

1. And the most UNLIKELY thing in my list is:
(Drum roll, please)
The Glukkons win. Abe dies for good.