There was a man who was worried that his wife was cheating on him. So one day he went home earlier from work and found her, as he expected, naked in bed. He looked for her lover and saw a man running across the street. He picked up the frigde, threw it out of the window and watched in delight as it landed straight on the running man. But, ufortunately, he got a heart attack and died.
A little later, three men are standing outside the gate to heaven. A angel went up to the first of them.
"And why are you here?" he asked. The man told him the story (he's the husband, by the way) and was let in. The angel asked the second man the same thing.
"Well, I was visiting my grandmother who has been sick for a long time. And when I sat there and had some coffee, I noticed I had a very short time to get back to my train. So I had to run. But when I was halfway across the street, I got a fridge in my head and died!"
The angel let him in and asked the third man the same thing.
"Well, imagine this." he says. "I'm sitting in a fridge..."
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