[GTdragon]

Okayzie, now I know alot of U comedians like phrases that r stupid, so I will post them here 4 u to use.....AND TO USE ONLY MOOCHERS!!!!! POST SOME OF YOUR NONESENSE HERE TOO.JUST TRY NOT TO SPAM.

"It's fun to bungee jump, but isn't if you forget the bungee cords"

-anonymous

"If u think everyone aaround u is retarted, then what is normal?"

-Melanie

"My mind is like lightning.one flash and it's gone.................mow what did I just say.hmmmmmmmmmmmmm....."

-GT
"I noticed alot of hawaiins look filipino.......does that mean blacks are white and white are black..what about mexicans..are they poka dotted?"

-GT

"Ba ra ra boom de aye how did I get this way, was it da boy next door he pushed me on da floor. He said it wouldn't hurt, he lifted up my skirt before my very eyesa I saw my tummy rise"

-novelty book "Greasy grimey gopher guts".