LOL!! I just read the story. Hi-freakin'-larious! I laughed until I dropped on the Floor (Literally!)
Edit: I found something interesting. That can of Gabbiar....
...Has a pulltab.
Munch:.......A.....Pulltab?
Abe: N-Now, Munch, heh...old compodre...let's not do anything hasty...
Munch: You mean to tell me that our whole quest was in VAIN?! BECAUSE OF A PULLTAB?!
(Munch pulls out a spontanious chainsaw from his back)
Abe: RUNNN!!!
Munch: (Foaming at the mouth) YOU BASTARD! I'LL KILL YOU!!!
Edit 2: ...Or does it? Upon further inspection, I saw that the Gabbiar can does NOT have a Pulltab. I thought it was like a can of sardines. THOES have pulltabs. Even so, I thought it would be funny to add a dash of irony to the situation.
