[Rich]

I'm really bored. This always worked for Oddbodd. This needs replies to work. (It's pretty simple) you pick one of the options write a bit more story then wind up with some more options...

Dave the slig was a happy if not silly and generally retarded slig. He and his friend Finnigan lived in a six bedroom, detached tent on the outskirts of the slig barracks.
Dave was very lazy and woke up that fateful day at two o'clock in the afternoon.
He crawled pantless into the kitchen and put some Mudokon pops in the toaster. He crawled to the pants dispencer and pressed the button. The pants magically appeared on him
(there are so many unexplained things on oddworld)
and he went to fetch the slurg paste. He sighed as he peered out of his window.
"I wonder where Finnigan has got too?" He said.
He found himself day dreaming of large guns when the Mudokon Pops abruptly popped up, smacking him about his green chops.
Appauled by the evil snack Dave suddenly decided to take a trip to the lavatory.
As he reached the door he could hear a strange noise. He thrust open the door and looked hurriedly in to see:

A) A Mudokon Spirit guide hovering above his urinal.

B) That the toilets had blocked and there were Fleeches floating around the room.

C) Abe and Munch.

D) Finnigan Masturbating with rude magazines.

'tis your choice...