[Rich]

Cool! I never thought one of My topics would be this popular...

The Justin Saga:

1. Justin sells us out and gets billions of dosh with which he buys Microsoft which has fallen in value because of the poor sale of Pentium 17’s and XBOX 9’s.

2. Justin uses his new position to take over the net and destroys lesser companies by blowing them up with his nuclear capabilities. He sells tiny scraps of webspace to the highest bidder and becomes filthy rich.

3. Sydney and his friends are peeved with Justin as he has destroyed their precious URROWSDF (Ultimate Raging Retarded Opinionated War Starting Debate Forum). He makes a deal with the Exodus Club to destroy Justin for the last time. (Once again out of spite)

4. Justin and the allied Exodus and Asylum fight on what we know as Asia. Justin easily wins with his evil army of Tori and Lindsey clones who attack the allies with annoyance, bad spelling and the belief that Santa exists.

5. Justin becomes bent on world domination. He decides he needs an heir to his legacy. He then reproduces with every Woman he comes across. In five years time Justin now has 20,00000 Children.

6. Obviously because he has had intercourse with so many women he has contracted Aids and Syphilis. Justin dies a painful death and all his children kill each other to try and get on the throne.

(I have nothing against Justin or Sydney, honestly!)