[Alcar]

It's been occuring to me over the past few weeks that if underwear were too be abolished from the world, things would go a lot smoother. War could even be adverted!

You see, with underwear restricting proper blood flow to the groin area blood is not being pumped around the body as freely as it should. Abolishing underwear could give people like George Bush the proper blood flow to the brain to actually make proper decisions that would actually benefit his country!

With more blood flow freely, there is more blood for people to use for physical activities. Over weight people would slowly loose their weight and become less gloated. Less food would be consumed, and excess could be given to the poor or less fortunate.

Think of the possibilities! Come join me in the revolution of abolishing underwear! If you already don't wear underwear then good for you, and keep it up! Together we can overthrow these communist underwear wearing people!

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