I have another story, lol, my life truly is a sitcom!!
Anyway, i went clubbing last night and drank lots and lots and lots and loooooaaaads!! Anyway, club ended at around 2:00 and me and my friends all headed to were we were gonna stay. Anyways, i was walking ahead and there was a rather rounded man ahead of me. Anyway this happened;
Me: "Excuse me, please..."
Fatness: "You what? Are you an Asylum Seeker???"
Me: "Erm...no."
Fatness: "Well you said 'excuse me' like an Asylum Seeker!!"
Me: "Well, do i look like an Asylum Seeker? Do they dress as good as me...??"
Fatness: "Are you getting clever wit' me, mate??"
Me: "Bye...!!"
And then i ran away, as his fatness was starting to ripple towards me and the last thing i needed was a massive brawl outside a club. Although it would be interesting...A group of Goths, Punks, Sk8rs and Indies all kicking the shit out of a fat bastard who floored me...heheheh!! Yeh, so...im gonna start a massive revolution...could you imagine the amazingness that would be that?!? Yes...i am still abit pissed...
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Last edited by Jacob; 02-14-2003 at 03:48 AM..
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