Oh..uh..hello, well I-...what the hell..I lost the uplink with Ghand..aparently him being the only officail PDX staffer here has to use AOL...and it...it just sucks..ok
I mean..the guy lives in a bathroom...and he types on what, a supercomputer terminal?! I know your saying "Oh well thats cool!" Whats wrong with you!! His internet service is AOL!! THATS LIKE SHOVING CRAP INTO YOU CD DRIVE GOD DAMNIT!! CLENSE YOURSELF AND BURN THE AOL CDS!!!! OW MY FACE IS ON FIRE I OPENED THE NAPALM THE WRONG WAY F***!! *falls over and rolling can be heard* *pops back up* OK were back...
Do I smell cooked frog?
No?
Hmm... must be those damned cell neighbors of mine... always lighting themselves and their possessions on fire...
*knock knock knock*
WHAT? WHAT DO YOU WANT?
can I have some suger?
Oh, sure, here, you can borrow some of my sugar.
Yeah the people around here are freaks..
Most of them.......OK I just found a letter to me...
ack i'm now dead... oh well now i'm here to haunt you mwahahahahahahahahahahahaha..choke, die. damn it now my spirit has died!!! now my spirit ghost shall haunt you and you prision hahahahhahahahahaha-thinks for a second and stops laughing- oh oh i have a impossibly stupid question for you: what is 2+2?
a)none of the below
b)none of the above
hehehehe-remambers the past two times ive died, i need to stop dieing
and i got a way to scare the hell out your gaurds its called astral projections mwahahah-dam it i need to stop laughing oh and i'm in the unknown secter in your prision- the insane asylum, if you come here i can give you a very vary deadly weapon-a pillow and we can go on a killing spree and make the janitor clean it up and then we free the dogs and buy a new mr box and we can't forget Mr T he likes to beat the sense out of me oh i have a twin who can really help you , his name is Xavier and he is the lord of purgatory=)!!!
aww shit here come the gaurds to tranq me again so Xavier's twin brother Xavier is signing off so see you aro-akkkkk(passes out)
And that, my friends, is why you should not use cocaine. Now...lets find out WHY this freak did this..nope cant think of any good reason why he would...
Yeah people around here are freaks..
*toaster flys through window and hits AS in the head*
Ow damnit! You god damn kids better stay away from my house!! Wait..this isn't my house..is it...no it isn't..oh well I dont care.
*technitains start working on power system*
No. No, not the yellow switch. Flip the blue one. Yeah, the pretty one... no... no, not the... NOT THE YELLOW, THE BLUE... no... NO! BLUE! NOT YELLOW!
*All the power goes out.*
Oh, for the love of - I told you, it's the BLUE switch! NO! YELLOW IS NOT LEMONY, NOR IS IT BETTER THAN BERRY, JUST FLIP THE -
*The power begins rapidly flashing on and off.*
You stupid tech monkeys...WHAT THE HELL WERE YOU THINKING!!...no? Nothing? OK. Thats fine...I'll live with it....ya'damn freaks...OK what ever when you wake up I'll be here ranting about how the clouds are made of milk or some crap like that..goodbye you over sized mice....*mouse dies* and may flight of jagwars take thee to thy rest.....Goodnight