[Jacob]

Last Thursday i was on my way to pub to meet some of my peeps that i love to tiddly-bits...!! Anyway, whilst we (me and some others) were walking down this road we saw a girl...and she was leant on a wall looking around a corner and shouting something. Anyway, one of my peeps made a remark about her talking to the wall...Anyway, this is what happened as i repeated it...a little louder.

Me: "You know, if you want a decent conversation you should talk to actual people instead of a wall..."

Girl: "Shut-up!!"

Me: "Now...was that directed at me or the wall? I'm confused...!!"

Girl: "Silly c*nt. I'll get you arrested!!"

Me: "Well, i'd like to see you try. I do Law and by Law i could get YOU arrested for slander, as you stated that i am a female reproductive organ..."

Girl: "Shut-up!! Do you want a fight...!!"

Me: "As much as i would love to stomp on you like the Roach you are, i wont...one because i dont hit 9 yr olds and also because i'm a raving-homosexual...but there ya go...!!"

Girl: "Ahhh, you faggit...Go and suck your friends c*ck!!"

Me: "O-M-G!! Your 9 yrs old and your stating such foul words!! Where's your parents!! I'll tell them!!"

Girl: "F*ck you, im not 9...!!"

Me: "Fine, your not 9. Why cant you be like any other 10 yr old, eh? Go and watch Teletubbies or something...or Tweenies!! Yeh, they dont use foul language!!"

Girl: "I'll tell my dad!!"

Me: "What are you going to tell him? "Daddy-daddy!! A bigger, better dressed, well-spoken, superior boy told me the truth today!! He said we were low and scum..." Yeh, i doubt he's going to lie and say that your the pinnacle of civilisation!!"

Girl: "Fuck you, you puff!!"

Me: "Eat me..."

And then i walked away with her stating more obscenities at me. Obviously we all laughed and mocked her some more amongst ourselves. Oh yes...that was an interesting day. And backs me up when i say they should all be put down...I mean, if that child was a Dog or another animal, she would have been stuffed in a plastic bag and thrown into a river...or stamped on...*Tuts* Damn inferiors...!!