[Jacob]

My reaction timing it rather fast, i can usually come up with a comeback instantly if not 3 seconds later. Such as;

Man: "Thats abit of a poncy dress sense int it?"
Me: "Its what you call fashion sense, i would suggest you get some before you critisize others..."

or, the most latest one;

Male Kid: "Lose the campness..."
Me: "I will when i get f*cked, wanna help me lose it?"

Naturally, i nearly get thumped for some of my responses...especially the dad orientated comebacks...

Male Kid: "Here he is, the fag, bums on walls, hands on balls..."
Me: "Wow, your the complete opposite from your dad aren't you??"

The tolerant Christians can stay i spose...