Hey atusiya@ you spoiled my Fun.
(1) - Who wears 'Area 51' t-shirts now, apart from dorks who think it will make them seem 'cool'.
Well when the Aliens take me to their spaceship and I go to the planet Ghasaraki where I will live for 500 years then well see who's cool.
(2) - The way he is posed...
Hey, that the Happy look my friend. I'm happy with love.
(3) - The way he is acting around soft drinks...
There Engery Drinks... See SoBe is good for you. Abe and Munch Drink Sobe
(4) - His glass' indicate extensive use on computer. Thus giving him bad eyesight and thus forcing him to wear glass'...
Nope, I'm guessing Television.
(5) - His weight indicates lack of exercise and thus is on computer all day telling girls he is a "fit Latino male called Pablo..."
Nope I use Enrico
(6) - Lack of wedding ring...self explanatory...
Everyone here put your hand up your married.
(7) - Hat shows lack of fashion sense...
Agreed... But it was cold and I was at home so really, who cares. And besides, it's Essendon.
And I like this picture better...