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: Posts Made By: Disgruntled Intern
: Off-Topic Discussion 01-01-2005, 02:31 PM
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My name is David. Most people [online and off]...

My name is David. Most people [online and off] call me Davie.

I've been considering changing my name to Jesus Christ for the past couple of years, but getting killed by some religious fanatic...
: Off-Topic Discussion 01-01-2005, 02:29 PM
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Unless I tell you "I hate you." then I don't. I...

Unless I tell you "I hate you." then I don't. I might not like you very much, but I certainly don't hate you.

You'd have to be about as irritating and self righteous as PA for me to hate you.
...
: Off-Topic Discussion 01-01-2005, 02:06 PM
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I'm going to let you in on a little secret...When...

I'm going to let you in on a little secret...When I first joined I was intentionally acting like an idiot. An old hobby of mine was to 'plague' a message board until I was banned. But then I got to...
: Welcomes & Birthdays 01-01-2005, 11:46 AM
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No, that puts him a little on the 'Stupid scale'....

No, that puts him a little on the 'Stupid scale'.

Hey, atleast you won't be lonely anymore.
: Off-Topic Discussion 01-01-2005, 11:43 AM
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Magazine. Magazine. M A G A Z I N E!

Magazine.

Magazine.

M A G A Z I N E!
: Off-Topic Discussion 01-01-2005, 09:48 AM
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I've given up the sauce. I'll kind of miss...

I've given up the sauce.

I'll kind of miss being a raging alcoholic, though.
: Off-Topic Discussion 01-01-2005, 12:12 AM
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My mother and various friends know that I hate...

My mother and various friends know that I hate having my picture taken...So they constantly launch photographic sneak attacks just to spite me.

And the way I see it, as long as the pictures are...
: Welcomes & Birthdays 12-31-2004, 08:47 PM
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Maybe some of the weaker forum members might be...

Maybe some of the weaker forum members might be able to forgive and forget, but I, for one, will never tolerate pointless posts, horrid grammar or a total lack of punctuation.

Congratulations,...
: Off-Topic Discussion 12-31-2004, 08:42 PM
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http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v96/davidbrann/M...

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v96/davidbrann/Myself/Picture009.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v96/davidbrann/Myself/paparazzi.jpg

As the last picture implies, I'm not too big on...
: Off-Topic Discussion 12-31-2004, 07:43 PM
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Oh please. Rich, you're not any better than me,...

Oh please. Rich, you're not any better than me, but you're certainly a step above 'average schmoe'.
: Off-Topic Discussion 12-29-2004, 08:43 PM
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I definitely want kids. As hard as it may be...

I definitely want kids.

As hard as it may be to believe, I'm actually quite wonderful with children.

Besides, I'm going to need someone to humiliate for shits and giggles, right?
: Off-Topic Discussion 12-29-2004, 08:27 PM
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Well as long as we're discussing our personal...

Well as long as we're discussing our personal religious beliefs, I'm a practicing Taoist.

Suck on it.
: Off-Topic Discussion 12-29-2004, 08:25 PM
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-A new Xbox -Prince of Persia 2: Warrior...

-A new Xbox

-Prince of Persia 2: Warrior Within

-Silent Hill 4: The Room

-Seinfeld Seasons 1-3 on DVD

-George Foreman grill and Coffee Maker
: Off-Topic Discussion 12-29-2004, 08:16 PM
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1: Will Feril. 2: Dean Koontz 3: Will...

1: Will Feril.

2: Dean Koontz

3: Will Smith
: Off-Topic Discussion 12-29-2004, 08:12 PM
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My senior year of high school was great. I...

My senior year of high school was great.

I only had five periods a day, and they were:

1: Art Studio [Strictly painting. Advanced class. We made our own assignments and due dates.]

2:...
: Off-Topic Discussion 12-28-2004, 07:04 PM
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Kick your Mum in the ovaries.

Kick your Mum in the ovaries.
: Non-Oddworld Art & Literature 12-27-2004, 08:10 PM
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Stop being so nice all of the time. Pansy!

Stop being so nice all of the time.

Pansy!
: Off-Topic Discussion 12-27-2004, 08:09 PM
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Oh, my aunt started crying. To take her mind...

Oh, my aunt started crying.

To take her mind off of the consumption of her lord and saviour, I picked up the cake and threw it on the ground.

Her husband pushed me and called me a 'sinner...
: Off-Topic Discussion 12-27-2004, 10:07 AM
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We celebrated christmas at my super catholic...

We celebrated christmas at my super catholic Aunt's house.

She made us all stand in a circle around a cake whilst holding hands and singing 'happy birthday' to Jesus.

But instead I snatched the...
: Welcomes & Birthdays 12-27-2004, 09:59 AM
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I have no idea who you are. What a horrid...

I have no idea who you are.

What a horrid moderator I am.
: Welcomes & Birthdays 12-27-2004, 09:58 AM
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Keep it up fuckwit. Oh...New guy. Yeah, hi....

Keep it up fuckwit.

Oh...New guy. Yeah, hi. Nice punctuation.
: Non-Oddworld Art & Literature 12-26-2004, 06:16 PM
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You and your friend are either inredibly young or...

You and your friend are either inredibly young or inredibly stupid.

Well, I'm actually leaning towards a combination of the two, but still.

By the way, the animations are horrid. I've pissed...
: Welcomes & Birthdays 12-26-2004, 06:14 PM
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Wow, you're quite the stereotype, aren't you? ...

Wow, you're quite the stereotype, aren't you?

Welcome aboard.
: Welcomes & Birthdays 12-26-2004, 06:12 PM
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For the record, I'm not just randomly insulting...

For the record, I'm not just randomly insulting people. I insulted whatshisfuck because he insulted my intelligence with his nearly unintelligable posts.

If you guys think I'm horrible then you...
: Welcomes & Birthdays 12-21-2004, 03:12 PM
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Great username or not, you're stupid.

Great username or not, you're stupid.
: Off-Topic Discussion 12-17-2004, 08:54 PM
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Communist swine.

Communist swine.
: Off-Topic Discussion 12-15-2004, 09:52 PM
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Right, and I can counter-sue you for mental...

Right, and I can counter-sue you for mental anguish.
: Off-Topic Discussion 12-15-2004, 08:51 PM
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AFOS, no one cares. Get back to sniffing...

AFOS, no one cares.

Get back to sniffing your uncles underwear while masturbating and leave the stupid posts to ParamiteAbe.
: Off-Topic Discussion 12-15-2004, 07:29 PM
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Well, I'm going to the school of Make-up...

Well, I'm going to the school of Make-up Designory...So I guess it kind of makes sense.

Eh, I think my expression in the third photo makes me look like a sexual predator.

The 'kissy face'...
: Welcomes & Birthdays 12-15-2004, 04:48 PM
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I can quite honestly say I missed you.

I can quite honestly say I missed you.

 





 
 
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