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: Posts Made By: Disgruntled Intern
: Off-Topic Discussion 12-30-2007, 02:20 AM
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If you shop at hot topic, you're an attention...

If you shop at hot topic, you're an attention whore.

If you're super rad like me, and all of your shirts are DIY, then you're awesome. I just fail to see how anyone is really 'being themselves' if...
: Fan Corner 12-30-2007, 12:33 AM
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http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v96/davidbrann/S...

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v96/davidbrann/Scrab1.jpg

There. I gave him the eyes he needed.
: Welcomes & Birthdays 12-29-2007, 08:01 PM
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Seriously? Bye bye, horsey. I'm sure my dog...

Seriously?

Bye bye, horsey. I'm sure my dog will like you when you're turned into dog-food.

Moron.
: Off-Topic Discussion 12-29-2007, 07:05 PM
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Bags of milk will never cease to be strange.

Bags of milk will never cease to be strange.
: Off-Topic Discussion 12-29-2007, 07:03 PM
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Agreed. Tell you what, MA, once I'm done with my...

Agreed. Tell you what, MA, once I'm done with my schooling and I'm a full fledged Registered Nurse, I'll fly out to whatever shit-hole you call home, and I'll let you 'beat the living shit outta' me,...
: Off-Topic Discussion 12-29-2007, 04:03 PM
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I love your teeth.

I love your teeth.
: Off-Topic Discussion 12-29-2007, 11:42 AM
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No, I would not like to get 'shafted' by a bull. ...

No, I would not like to get 'shafted' by a bull.

As far as the 'city-slacker' comment goes, do your homework. I grew up in a dairy town. I worked on a dairy from 12-17 years of age.

I would...
: Off-Topic Discussion 12-28-2007, 05:28 PM
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You know, it would be less obvious that you've...

You know, it would be less obvious that you've been masturbating to her picture if you'd stop slathering her with compliments.
: Off-Topic Discussion 12-28-2007, 03:28 PM
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John Goodman's performance at the climax of...

John Goodman's performance at the climax of Barton Fink still gives me chills to this day.

Raising Arizona was crap.
: Fan Corner 12-28-2007, 03:25 PM
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Water Skins...

Water Skins...
: Off-Topic Discussion 12-28-2007, 12:06 PM
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Being of Irish heritage, I can't help but...

Being of Irish heritage, I can't help but criticize the blacks for being so lazy.

Wait, what?

I loved the book, but the movie was a turd. Not even a polished turd. Just a big ole' clinker.
: Fan Corner 12-28-2007, 11:54 AM
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The fact that you like Gogol Bordello makes you...

The fact that you like Gogol Bordello makes you awesome times five.

Have you seen them live? The last time I did they were tossing out water skins full of bathtub-wine.

It was fantastic.

As...
: Off-Topic Discussion 12-28-2007, 11:51 AM
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Yeah, this was quite the opus. My favorites are...

Yeah, this was quite the opus. My favorites are Barton Fink and Miller's Crossing, but No Country for Old Men certainly gave them a run for their money.
: Off-Topic Discussion 12-28-2007, 11:49 AM
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Wow. It's good to know that you and your wife are...

Wow. It's good to know that you and your wife are so in love that neither of you feels the need to put any thought into the gifts you give each other.

Save time, get a divorce.

Jesus christ.
: Off-Topic Discussion 12-28-2007, 10:25 AM
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All of the retards in my band are going for the...

All of the retards in my band are going for the really obvious punk look, and I figured, hey, why not white trash?
: Off-Topic Discussion 12-28-2007, 08:35 AM
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It was done a really long time ago. My dog,...

It was done a really long time ago.

My dog, Scarlett:

http://b4.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/00693/41/01/693001014_l.jpg
: Off-Topic Discussion 12-28-2007, 08:34 AM
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ha. I know it's white trash, but I love it.

ha. I know it's white trash, but I love it.
: Non-Oddworld Art & Literature 12-28-2007, 01:52 AM
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Cute. +10 char.

Cute.

+10 char.
: Off-Topic Discussion 12-27-2007, 11:24 PM
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People dislike you.

People dislike you.
: Off-Topic Discussion 12-27-2007, 11:20 PM
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New hillbilly face fur: ...

New hillbilly face fur:

http://a472.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/84/m_819969786f9d0acdbe324651566e52df.jpg
: Off-Topic Discussion 12-25-2007, 07:14 PM
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Kidrobot stuff. My subscription to Juxtapoz...

Kidrobot stuff.

My subscription to Juxtapoz was renewed.

Three new pairs of Chucks

One case of Guinness

One case of Fat Tire
: Off-Topic Discussion 12-23-2007, 06:54 PM
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Don't feel bad. It took me nearly a month to grow...

Don't feel bad. It took me nearly a month to grow mine.

http://a773.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/13/l_abbd225b420ebb7ac3d4f1e2b4961d54.jpg


I wish you could see my World of Warcraft shirt.
: Off-Topic Discussion 12-23-2007, 06:51 PM
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Or as my friends say: "I'm not goth. I just...

Or as my friends say:

"I'm not goth. I just like porking goth girls because they're so indifferent that they don't mind when I give it to 'em in the poop chute."

My friends are classy.
: Off-Topic Discussion 12-23-2007, 05:08 PM
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You smell too pretty to be a viking.

You smell too pretty to be a viking.
: Off-Topic Discussion 12-23-2007, 04:50 PM
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Nice attempt at facial hair. Beer makes me...

Nice attempt at facial hair.

Beer makes me not makey the sensey.
: Off-Topic Discussion 12-23-2007, 04:47 PM
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Some stupid kid with a mouth full of gold teeth...

Some stupid kid with a mouth full of gold teeth and a belly full of cheap beer and ramen threw up all over the floor today.

I had to clean it.

Then I had to process his trades.

Fucking kids.
: Off-Topic Discussion 12-23-2007, 04:43 PM
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If you really want to be offensive, why don't you...

If you really want to be offensive, why don't you just confirm my suspicions by admitting that you enjoy sodomizing the livestock?

Fucking inbred yokel.
: Off-Topic Discussion 12-23-2007, 09:43 AM
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hahahaha 'goth' Nice TokiDoki sig, dolt.

hahahaha

'goth'

Nice TokiDoki sig, dolt.
: Off-Topic Discussion 12-22-2007, 12:18 PM
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Ugh. The Wii situation is a nightmare. We...

Ugh. The Wii situation is a nightmare.

We have empty boxes displayed, and this makes people furious.

Although I have been offered money and oral sex if I would have held a wii for someone.
: Off-Topic Discussion 12-21-2007, 05:00 PM
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I don't even think we're taking pre-orders on it...

I don't even think we're taking pre-orders on it at this point.

It will definitely be rated M, though.

You'd be surprised what parents will buy their children. The computer prompts me to let...

 





 
 
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