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: Posts Made By: Gluk Schmuck
: Off-Topic Discussion 07-18-2002, 08:47 PM
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There were a few good ones on the Chris Moyles...

There were a few good ones on the Chris Moyles show a while back. I can't remember tham but I know one was about Miss Hunt's right-cut punt. Or something like that.
: Off-Topic Discussion 07-18-2002, 08:45 PM
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Does your mum know? :P

Does your mum know? :P
: Off-Topic Discussion 07-18-2002, 08:43 PM
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There are actually, to my knowledge, two games of...

There are actually, to my knowledge, two games of the name 'Fable.'
One, according to Edge and Miss Odd, is poor. T'other's unreviewable as it is still in its congenital forum inside the...
: Off-Topic Discussion 07-18-2002, 08:35 PM
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1. [aw, damn. I can't post the URL according to...

1. [aw, damn. I can't post the URL according to rule 1. I'll give you a search term though 'Stile Project'] - the only pictures of things IN the penis I have ever seen. Now that I would want to ever...
: Off-Topic Discussion 07-18-2002, 03:51 PM
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Sorry about that. Was it just me being incredibly...

Sorry about that. Was it just me being incredibly stupid or are there other people who didn't realise that you put the European plug <i>inside</i> the UK plug?

It works fine now. And Pikmin is a...
: Off-Topic Discussion 07-18-2002, 01:48 PM
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Are you sure? I think you're forgetting one.

Are you sure? I think you're forgetting one.
: Off-Topic Discussion 07-18-2002, 01:37 PM
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Sad Help! My GameCube doesn't work!

My GameCube doesn't work.

I plugged it into a shaver adapter because Nintendo seemed to think we could re-wire our own plugs (it came with a UK plug not attached to anything). And the first time I...
: Off-Topic Discussion 07-18-2002, 10:22 AM
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Oh it is when Pinky gets involed. 'Just look...

Oh it is when Pinky gets involed.

'Just look at our evidence.'
'No. Your stupid! Bwahahahahaha!'
: Off-Topic Discussion 07-18-2002, 10:18 AM
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1. <i>Sex</i>uality is defined by <i>sex</i>ual...

1. <i>Sex</i>uality is defined by <i>sex</i>ual attraction.

2. I get turned on by female porn more than male stuff to - more holes.
: Off-Topic Discussion 07-18-2002, 10:04 AM
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Because you're a straight-laced good little...

Because you're a straight-laced good little Christaian girl who eats all her meat, that's why! :P
: Off-Topic Discussion 07-18-2002, 09:57 AM
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It usually is. A common one is videogames....

It usually is.

A common one is videogames. But now in some state in Merka Land, they can't blame videogames because they aren't speech. They'll have to start blaming TV and movies again.
When...
: Oddworld Discussion 07-17-2002, 09:12 PM
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No they shouldn't. The idea you proposed...

No they shouldn't.


The idea you proposed is entirely possible, paramiteabe (glares at Pete/Alcar). Although the interface to allow you to interact with the world would need to be highly...
: Off-Topic Discussion 07-17-2002, 08:32 PM
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Interesting... You live in a strange place, Edo.

Interesting... You live in a strange place, Edo.
: Off-Topic Discussion 07-17-2002, 08:30 PM
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That could just as easily apply to hetro and...

That could just as easily apply to hetro and homosexuals.
: Off-Topic Discussion 07-17-2002, 06:31 PM
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You can't get AIDS from oral unless you swallow a...

You can't get AIDS from oral unless you swallow a LOT of semen, apparently. You can get STIs like crabs or herpees but not things like AIDS or hepatitus.

Just so you know, it's Accuired Immune...
: Non-Oddworld Art & Literature 07-17-2002, 05:47 PM
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If the prizes were cash or games I might consider...

If the prizes were cash or games I might consider learning how to draw.
: Oddworld Discussion 07-17-2002, 04:41 PM
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Also, since when have Oddworld characters had two...

Also, since when have Oddworld characters had two names? Whoever wrote that obviously thought everyone were idiots.
: Off-Topic Discussion 07-17-2002, 02:31 PM
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If you said that the Xbox or any other console...

If you said that the Xbox or any other console 'sucks' then I'd say you certainly weren't a hardcore gamer.
: Off-Topic Discussion 07-17-2002, 02:28 PM
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2. I. Was. Joking. On seeing #1, maybe I wasn't....

2. I. Was. Joking. On seeing #1, maybe I wasn't. :D
: Off-Topic Discussion 07-17-2002, 02:20 PM
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1. It is opinion. 2. Oh yeah, post extracts...

1. It is opinion.

2. Oh yeah, post extracts from the Bible to prove that the Bible isn't opinion. That'll work.
: Oddworld Discussion 07-17-2002, 09:27 AM
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It does have to be programmed.

It does have to be programmed.
: Off-Topic Discussion 07-17-2002, 09:21 AM
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Yeah. Like they won't mess it up just to make it...

Yeah. Like they won't mess it up just to make it a launch title on the PS4...
: Off-Topic Discussion 07-17-2002, 09:19 AM
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Sure you didn't turn him? ;) Nice work on...

Sure you didn't turn him? ;)


Nice work on those 'yo's, Chris.

I thought I was right about what you were trying to say, Edo. It looked female to me.
: Off-Topic Discussion 07-17-2002, 09:13 AM
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Who gave you sex-ed? Your family? If one...

Who gave you sex-ed? Your family?

If one person has AIDS the other will almost certainly get it unless you use a condom (correctly).
: Off-Topic Discussion 07-17-2002, 09:08 AM
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I don't know what you just said but are you...

I don't know what you just said but are you talking about Edge? Specialist? Yes, it's definately specialist. It's a monthly magazine. Its subtitle is 'The future of electronic entertainment'. Last...
: Off-Topic Discussion 07-17-2002, 09:00 AM
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Sounds good. I wonder why it wasn't released in...

Sounds good. I wonder why it wasn't released in the US...
: Off-Topic Discussion 07-17-2002, 08:45 AM
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A PC is fast as your wallet is stretched.

A PC is fast as your wallet is stretched.
: Off-Topic Discussion 07-16-2002, 08:18 PM
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We also have about two times the amount of...

We also have about two times the amount of potential partners as hetrosexuals or homosexuals. *grin*



I prefered the old one.
: Off-Topic Discussion 07-16-2002, 08:10 PM
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If they were hardcore gamers they wouldn't say...

If they were hardcore gamers they wouldn't say 'Xbox sucks.' They would love good games and dislike bad games. They wouldn't dislike systems at all.
: Off-Topic Discussion 07-16-2002, 07:55 PM
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1. So instead of posting it in a public place for...

1. So instead of posting it in a public place for everyone to see, you want to send it individually to everyone. I see.

2. I'll listen.

3. That'll be a refreshing change from Pinky.

4. (Said...

 





 
 
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