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: Off-Topic Discussion 01-09-2010, 10:13 AM
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How does every ethnic joke begin? With a look...

How does every ethnic joke begin?
With a look over your shoulder.
: Non-Oddworld Gaming 01-09-2010, 10:12 AM
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You know what was really good? Road Rash.

You know what was really good? Road Rash.
: Welcomes & Birthdays 01-09-2010, 10:07 AM
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is it sydney? is sydney back? :D

is it sydney? is sydney back?
:D
: Non-Oddworld Art & Literature 02-01-2007, 06:10 AM
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Hello Nemo. Your stuff's looking good, but you...

Hello Nemo. Your stuff's looking good, but you might want to put speech on a new line each time, otherwise it's kind of like this huge chunk of text and looks a bit unreadable, you know? Anyway, nice...
: Non-Oddworld Art & Literature 02-01-2007, 06:08 AM
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Me likey the pictures, but I'm sure dripik's said...

Me likey the pictures, but I'm sure dripik's said 'Wow! Nice picture!' about 5 times now...
: Off-Topic Discussion 02-01-2007, 06:04 AM
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Does anyone have a link for the glass asylum? I...

Does anyone have a link for the glass asylum? I seem to remember half of the members being all righteous and saying "Right, I'm off, I'm never coming back" and then, about six months later...
: Off-Topic Discussion 02-01-2007, 06:00 AM
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Just to return to the original argument for a mo,...

Just to return to the original argument for a mo, was it ever actaully proved it was more likely for homosexual parents to bring up homosexual children? I'm sure I heard that somewhere...
: Off-Topic Discussion 08-20-2006, 08:46 AM
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Dusan, you make me laugh. Even if you weren't...

Dusan, you make me laugh. Even if you weren't trying to be macho with swears that you've scored out yourself, you'd still be laughable for trying to browbeat everyone else in a conversation that...
: Off-Topic Discussion 03-14-2006, 06:45 AM
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Ohmigod, I'm sick? With an incurable disease !?!?...

Ohmigod, I'm sick? With an incurable disease !?!? whatever shall I do? *runs around in circles* Wait, I know, I'll....live with it. Whee. Lesbian.
But seriously, I have a question for you, Dancing...
: Welcomes & Birthdays 03-09-2006, 02:26 AM
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Okay, Rexy. Take care of yourself. *sends hugs...

Okay, Rexy. Take care of yourself. *sends hugs out to wherever Rexy is*.
: Non-Oddworld Art & Literature 03-09-2006, 02:19 AM
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Wows, thank you. I mean, I myself happen to have...

Wows, thank you. I mean, I myself happen to have some form of Asperger's, but generally I have a much less 'emo' view on the world than the P.O.V of this poem! Thank you for the comment, and it's...
: Welcomes & Birthdays 03-09-2006, 02:06 AM
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Good riddance, Paramud. You fat twat. *hugs...

Good riddance, Paramud. You fat twat.
*hugs Rexy*
: Non-Oddworld Art & Literature 03-07-2006, 07:29 AM
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Sorry, I should make it clearer. When awful...

Sorry, I should make it clearer. When awful things happen, some people refer to it as 'God's joke on humanity'. Unfortunately, some very narrow-minded people also refer to the occurance of...
: Non-Oddworld Art & Literature 03-07-2006, 07:26 AM
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Hey, Metroixer. Perhaps you've heard this before,...

Hey, Metroixer. Perhaps you've heard this before, but a very important rule to avoid uninvolved scenes can be SHOW don't TELL. Of course, this doesn't have to apply in every scene, but it's something...
: Non-Oddworld Art & Literature 03-07-2006, 07:16 AM
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God's Joke--A little poem

Hey there. This is a poem I wrote from the point of view from someone with a disability who feels pretty bitter about it. Okay, okay, slightly autobiographical...but hey, see what you think. Any...
: Off-Topic Discussion 03-07-2006, 07:10 AM
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*stands up*

*stands up*
: Off-Topic Discussion 03-07-2006, 06:55 AM
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Far as I'm concerned, the bigger problem is...

Far as I'm concerned, the bigger problem is non-religious people condemning homosexuality just becasue it's 'wrong/sick/weird/stupid/gammy/etc'. At least the religious may have a personal reason for...
: Non-Oddworld Art & Literature 02-14-2006, 07:24 AM
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Cool. Like the expression ¬_¬

Cool. Like the expression ¬_¬
: Off-Topic Discussion 02-14-2006, 07:03 AM
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Ack, I hate girls like that (and this is coming...

Ack, I hate girls like that (and this is coming from a lairy lesbo :P ). I mean...they're just so dumb. Their vocab seems to stretch from 'ooooohmigod' to 'take me, I'm yours'. But it's not just...
: Off-Topic Discussion 02-14-2006, 06:53 AM
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Oasis? 0_o But go Rexy! ^_^ You kick arse.

Oasis? 0_o
But go Rexy! ^_^ You kick arse.
: Off-Topic Discussion 02-14-2006, 06:49 AM
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:fuzmad: But seriously, what? Really?...

:fuzmad:
But seriously, what? Really? *doesn't remeber a thing* Oh, Christ. 0_0
Anyways, when kids are bullied they're not thinking straight. Instead of trying to cover their arses, the...
: Non-Oddworld Art & Literature 02-14-2006, 06:37 AM
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Hey, thanks! By the way, this probably isn't what...

Hey, thanks! By the way, this probably isn't what normal girls sound like when they telephone each other--as Rexy can tell you, I'm hardly normal ;) But thank you, I'll change that when I get time.
...
: Off-Topic Discussion 02-07-2006, 07:11 AM
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Fine then. That git bastard Paramud with his...

Fine then. That git bastard Paramud with his overflowing fat rolls and amazing boobies. Happy now? ^_^
: Non-Oddworld Art & Literature 02-07-2006, 04:35 AM
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Mph.

Well, that was constructive. So, how do you delete topics?
: Non-Oddworld Art & Literature 02-02-2006, 02:51 AM
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When Girls Telephone Girls

Mmph. Just a brief poem I wrote the other day--I was wondering what you thought.

We fight.
Pressing the phones to our faces,
Sweating cheeks, aching heads
A clammy battle of voices and wires. ...
: Off-Topic Discussion 02-02-2006, 02:41 AM
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So much love.

So much love.
: Off-Topic Discussion 02-02-2006, 02:17 AM
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Hell yeah. Just cos yer sexy :P Anyway. The...

Hell yeah. Just cos yer sexy :P

Anyway. The Government can't write its predudices into law anymore, but what it can do is preserve old laws that do the job for it. Look at the Age of Consent in...
: Off-Topic Discussion 02-01-2006, 06:59 AM
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Wows rexy, I love you :P Anyway, I have a...

Wows rexy, I love you :P
Anyway, I have a brief point I'd like to make here. Several members have said that we have to consider the way children of gay parents would be treated at school, right?
...
: Off-Topic Discussion 05-28-2004, 02:57 AM
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New Order: True Faith

New Order: True Faith
: Off-Topic Discussion 05-18-2004, 09:53 AM
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Hmph. I might join. I'm more of an 'animal...

Hmph. I might join. I'm more of an 'animal welfare' supporter, though.

 





 
 
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