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	Search took 0.00 seconds. : Posts Made By: Chocolate Hunter : Off-Topic Discussion 05-24-2009, 05:03 PM : 98 How much do looks matter to you? : 8,424 Chocolate Hunter I approve of your approval. I approve of your approval. : Oddworld Discussion 05-24-2009, 05:00 PM : 147 Things that a Glukkon would never say : 16,886 Chocolate Hunter "Can I give you a hand?" "Soulstorm brew? God,... "Can I give you a hand?" "Soulstorm brew? God, no, you shouldn't drink that stuff, it'll kill ya." "Do you know what I think will be good for marketing? Fair trade." : Off-Topic Discussion 05-24-2009, 04:41 PM : 98 How much do looks matter to you? : 8,424 Chocolate Hunter To be honest, I'm getting so desperate now that I... To be honest, I'm getting so desperate now that I probably wouldn't care. And I live on a remote island. We're a bunch of inbred yokels - my surname doesn't mean 'squintmouth' for nothing, people. ... : Off-Topic Discussion 02-27-2009, 02:44 PM : 101 Are you going to hell? : 9,096 Chocolate Hunter <b>The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to... <b>The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to <i>the Fifth Level of Hell!</i></b><br>Here is how you matched up against all the levels:<br><table cellspacing="1" style="margin: 5px;... : Oddworld Discussion 02-27-2009, 02:18 PM : 42 Abe - What do you think of him? : 4,879 Chocolate Hunter How many video game heroes can fart on demand? ... How many video game heroes can fart on demand? I rest my case. : Off-Topic Discussion 01-04-2009, 03:10 PM : 1,504 What Do You Look Like (V9) : 177,982 Chocolate Hunter ... probably not. What you should do when... ... probably not. What you should do when you're drunk is wear very dark glasses and prop yourself up against the nearest table. Then when people take photos you'll just seem 'cool' instead of... : Off-Topic Discussion 01-04-2009, 02:53 PM : 1,504 What Do You Look Like (V9) : 177,982 Chocolate Hunter It appears to be instilled in us even before... It appears to be instilled in us even before birth. Pregnant women go for routine ultrasound examinations and if the baby is female then she will invariably try to hide as much of her... : Off-Topic Discussion 01-04-2009, 09:40 AM : 1,504 What Do You Look Like (V9) : 177,982 Chocolate Hunter I looked like this a year ago: ... I looked like this a year ago: http://file036a.bebo.com/8/large/2007/05/06/19/785887501a4300904175b660367051l.jpg I don't have any recent photographs because whenever a camera comes into my... : Off-Topic Discussion 01-04-2009, 09:14 AM : 62 Whats your new year's Resolution(s)? : 4,268 Chocolate Hunter My resolution is always to eat less chocolate,... My resolution is always to eat less chocolate, although if you look at my username you can pretty much guess how successful I've been on that count. : Off-Topic Discussion 12-18-2008, 10:37 AM : 535 Picture Wars (V4) : 29,886 Chocolate Hunter http://img.thesun.co.uk/multimedia/archive/00462/S... http://img.thesun.co.uk/multimedia/archive/00462/SNF03TVBIZ1-280_462948a.jpg The Doctor beats the Master. : Welcomes & Birthdays 12-17-2008, 02:00 PM : 70 Newb alert! : 9,372 Chocolate Hunter It's sad but true. That explains a... It's sad but true. That explains a lot. Now I know why I wake up every morning with blood on my hands. And, now that I've looked in my closet, I also know why Paris Hilton hasn't been seen in... : Welcomes & Birthdays 12-13-2008, 04:54 PM : 70 Newb alert! : 9,372 Chocolate Hunter I sometimes fantasise about battering Jade Goody... I sometimes fantasise about battering Jade Goody to death with Romantic poetry anthologies. Is there something wrong with me? : Off-Topic Discussion 12-13-2008, 04:28 PM : 81 Fears and Phobias (V2) : 8,425 Chocolate Hunter Oh, I doubt I'd have liked that. Just reading the... Oh, I doubt I'd have liked that. Just reading the description is making me a little uneasy. I think that's maybe what scares me. If you take the Lockean view that identity is really defined by... : Welcomes & Birthdays 12-13-2008, 03:30 AM : 70 Newb alert! : 9,372 Chocolate Hunter Yeah, I'm not going to disagree with you there. ... Yeah, I'm not going to disagree with you there. It is kind of sad that people are now using internet language in everyday life. I've even heard some fourteen-year-old girls in my old school saying... : Oddworld Discussion 12-13-2008, 03:22 AM : 128 Larry Shapiro becomes president of Oddworld : 29,436 Chocolate Hunter It all seems like good news to me. Lorne's now... It all seems like good news to me. Lorne's now free to do everything he does best without getting bogged down by all of the paperwork, and Citizen Siege will have time to breathe. I'd rather wait a... : Off-Topic Discussion 12-13-2008, 03:11 AM : 81 Fears and Phobias (V2) : 8,425 Chocolate Hunter It was the remake. I haven't been fortunate (or,... It was the remake. I haven't been fortunate (or, in my case, unfortunate) enough to see the original. Was it good? I can't really tell whether the movie was crap or not because I only managed to see... : Welcomes & Birthdays 12-13-2008, 03:05 AM : 70 Newb alert! : 9,372 Chocolate Hunter Thankee :D. You think I'm kidding?... Thankee :D. You think I'm kidding? It's even worse than that. If she sees something particularly funny, she upgrades 'lol' to 'lolinator'. And yes, I'm completely serious. But that's the... : Welcomes & Birthdays 12-12-2008, 03:53 PM : 70 Newb alert! : 9,372 Chocolate Hunter After careful consideration, and having just... After careful consideration, and having just spent a few minutes on IMDB, I have come to the conclusion that you're probably right. That, and my best friend already says 'lol' instead of laughing. : Welcomes & Birthdays 12-12-2008, 03:49 PM : 70 Newb alert! : 9,372 Chocolate Hunter Gee, thanks! Due to the ever-changing... Gee, thanks! Due to the ever-changing nature of semantics and linguistics, I'm afraid that on the web the grammar and vocabulary is more descriptive than prescriptive, which unfortunately... : Welcomes & Birthdays 12-12-2008, 03:25 PM : 70 Newb alert! : 9,372 Chocolate Hunter Perhaps, if you enjoy that sort of thing. I have... Perhaps, if you enjoy that sort of thing. I have no experience of being ingested by another human, never mind a homosexual, although I guess you can't say you don't like it if you haven't tried it:... : Welcomes & Birthdays 12-12-2008, 03:10 PM : 70 Newb alert! : 9,372 Chocolate Hunter Then maybe I'll skip the initiation ceremony, if... Then maybe I'll skip the initiation ceremony, if you guys don't mind. Won't happen again, sir :fuzemb:. Unfortunately I'm not exactly brimming with what you may call 'common sense'. Ask me... : Welcomes & Birthdays 12-12-2008, 02:18 PM : 70 Newb alert! : 9,372 Chocolate Hunter Er ... thank you? :fuzconf: EDIT: Dammit.... Er ... thank you? :fuzconf: EDIT: Dammit. Maybe I should quit while I'm ahead. : Welcomes & Birthdays 12-12-2008, 02:15 PM : 70 Newb alert! : 9,372 Chocolate Hunter Who isn't hunting for chocolate? After all,... Who isn't hunting for chocolate? After all, chocolate brings the only real happiness that we ever experience in our insignificant lives. The rest is simply an illusion; an imitation of happiness... : Off-Topic Discussion 12-12-2008, 12:08 PM : 81 Fears and Phobias (V2) : 8,425 Chocolate Hunter I don't know why, but what really scares me are... I don't know why, but what really scares me are the parts in movies where the characters turn into other ... well, stuff. I think it stems from watching Pinocchio: the bit where they turned into... : Off-Topic Discussion 12-12-2008, 11:51 AM : 1,510 Bits and Pieces IV : 137,728 Chocolate Hunter <object width="425" height="344"><param... <object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/__DrJI7mTHQ&hl=en&fs=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess"... : Welcomes & Birthdays 12-12-2008, 11:05 AM : 70 Newb alert! : 9,372 Chocolate Hunter I assume that this is a bad thing? ... I assume that this is a bad thing? Oops. Sorry. As said before, I'm a complete newb. If I'm annoying, it's by no means intentional. Well, most of the time it isn't. : Welcomes & Birthdays 12-11-2008, 03:21 PM : 70 Newb alert! : 9,372 Chocolate Hunter I like the word 'egregious'. It sounds tinny. I like the word 'egregious'. It sounds tinny. : Welcomes & Birthdays 12-11-2008, 03:19 PM : 70 Newb alert! : 9,372 Chocolate Hunter You sound oddly surprised ... :fuzconf:. Do they... You sound oddly surprised ... :fuzconf:. Do they not come along often? Damn! And I thought I was finally on to something here. I'm starting to rethink my membership. How do I get out of this cult? Do... : Welcomes & Birthdays 12-11-2008, 03:11 PM : 70 Newb alert! : 9,372 Chocolate Hunter The riff-raff are the illiterate psychos. I don't... The riff-raff are the illiterate psychos. I don't have a problem with illiterate people or psychos, but if you tick both boxes then I'm gonna get awfully mad. :fuzmad: P.S: Don't get me wrong, I... : Welcomes & Birthdays 12-11-2008, 02:29 PM : 70 Newb alert! : 9,372 Chocolate Hunter If Richard O'Brien doesn't scare people off, I... If Richard O'Brien doesn't scare people off, I don't know what will. The man gives me nightmares. Oddworld can't be dead. If it is, then because of that and the Twilight movie I think I may just...

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