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: Off-Topic Discussion 04-03-2009, 02:14 AM
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Please, do tell me what joke I have missed.

Please, do tell me what joke I have missed.
: Off-Topic Discussion 04-02-2009, 07:27 PM
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It's heroin.

It's heroin.
: Oddworld Discussion 03-08-2009, 08:42 PM
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Keep nature alive by drinking ourselves to...

Keep nature alive by drinking ourselves to death...?

It's crazy, it's just crazy enough to work!
: Welcomes & Birthdays 01-28-2009, 05:55 PM
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Hello.

Hello.
: Off-Topic Discussion 12-20-2008, 01:42 AM
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Yup, those people who are generous enough to...

Yup, those people who are generous enough to donate their sperm so that an infertile couple may have children are pretty darn perverted!


Where's the sarcasm emote?
: Off-Topic Discussion 11-28-2008, 03:41 PM
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I'm on level 6 now. level 5 was way harder than...

I'm on level 6 now. level 5 was way harder than level 4. Once I saw the morse code on level 4 it was really easy.

EDIT: Level 7.
: Off-Topic Discussion 11-26-2008, 05:26 PM
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I'm on level 4 at the moment. I've got the...

I'm on level 4 at the moment. I've got the username and the password, but it's not being accepted at the moment. I'll try again later.
: Off-Topic Discussion 11-25-2008, 08:24 PM
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Doctors can break down kidney stones with shock...

Doctors can break down kidney stones with shock waves. The stones will then pass through your urine harmlessly. Can you not get that treatment or something?
: Off-Topic Discussion 08-29-2008, 06:08 PM
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It's funny, I use horizontal post-bit setup, so...

It's funny, I use horizontal post-bit setup, so basically it looks like you're talking about yourself.
: Off-Topic Discussion 08-29-2008, 01:54 AM
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^ Survived an abortion < Can't believe this...

^ Survived an abortion
< Can't believe this thread lasted 8 pages
v Is currently in a state of cognitive dissonance
: Off-Topic Discussion 08-24-2008, 08:31 PM
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It's 'Lose'. Only one 'O'. You shouldn't use...

It's 'Lose'. Only one 'O'. You shouldn't use 'And' after a full stop.

Judging from what I just said I think it's quite obvious that I am a virgin.
: Welcomes & Birthdays 05-17-2008, 04:11 PM
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Yeah, yeah, blah, blah.

I am leaving for an undisclosed amount of time.

Good bye.
: Non-Oddworld Gaming 05-16-2008, 03:41 PM
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You really can't on a one-contact basis, which is...

You really can't on a one-contact basis, which is why I said I am partially against it.
: Non-Oddworld Gaming 05-16-2008, 03:31 PM
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You've changed my life with this revelation. I'm...

You've changed my life with this revelation. I'm gonna rush out and spend multiple hours searching for this old game, give up, and then return here to post more shitty comments.
: Welcomes & Birthdays 05-16-2008, 03:27 PM
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I have a radical idea: anyone who makes a...

I have a radical idea: anyone who makes a 'Goodbye' thread must be banned so that they can never return. If only I was a mod!
: Non-Oddworld Gaming 05-14-2008, 09:01 PM
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$5000 dollar fine? That seems a little excessive...

$5000 dollar fine? That seems a little excessive to me.

I partially disagree with this, I'm more of a 'Mental age > Physical age' person.
: Off-Topic Discussion 05-14-2008, 02:23 AM
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If that goth chick was actually Cream she would...

If that goth chick was actually Cream she would be totally pedo-proof.
: Forum Suggestions & Help 05-13-2008, 09:35 PM
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AIDS is not a benefit

AIDS is not a benefit
: Off-Topic Discussion 05-09-2008, 11:16 PM
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I'll drink to that!

I'll drink to that!
: Off-Topic Discussion 05-08-2008, 08:32 PM
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That's starting to become annoying, BM. You know...

That's starting to become annoying, BM. You know what he means.
: Off-Topic Discussion 05-07-2008, 09:12 PM
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On second thought, one would require matter...

On second thought, one would require matter generation and matter anihilation for things to even out in the long run.

Perhaps WOF should have implied that his ability would include the ability to...
: Welcomes & Birthdays 05-07-2008, 09:05 PM
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Hobo had another animated avatar a year or three...

Hobo had another animated avatar a year or three ago.
: Welcomes & Birthdays 05-06-2008, 11:22 PM
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Newcomer, read the rules, that is all.

Newcomer, read the rules, that is all.
: Necrum Burial Grounds 05-05-2008, 08:27 PM
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News Update: There is a mod who can't read.

News Update: There is a mod who can't read.
: Off-Topic Discussion 05-05-2008, 02:37 AM
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This is so fucking true that all other fucking...

This is so fucking true that all other fucking truths in existance have been reassigned to this particular instance of QFT.
: Necrum Burial Grounds 05-05-2008, 01:37 AM
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MOD EDIT: LINK IS NSFW Numerous motivational...

MOD EDIT: LINK IS NSFW

Numerous motivational poster type things: http://www.experienceproject.com/unmotivational_posters.html
: Off-Topic Discussion 05-04-2008, 12:54 AM
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Evidently our trains of thought are worlds apart.

Evidently our trains of thought are worlds apart.
: Off-Topic Discussion 05-03-2008, 08:13 PM
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Matter Generation. I'd take that over anything...

Matter Generation. I'd take that over anything just because of all the good I could do with it.
: Off-Topic Discussion 05-02-2008, 11:10 PM
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I curse this misnomer!

I curse this misnomer!
: Welcomes & Birthdays 05-02-2008, 03:16 PM
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I'm reminded of a quote: "Quiting smoking is...

I'm reminded of a quote: "Quiting smoking is easy: I've done it hundreds of times."

Don't know where it's from, but I bet it's going to be applicable in this situation.

 





 
 
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