The Top 10 Thread.
 

This is how it works. We start with the Top 10 of something, anything, and then count it down. when we get to t10, person who said the 10th thing starts a new top 10 list. Lets get started.

Top 10 Things Not To Say On Your First Date.

1. "You wanna stay the night or something?"

2. "Sleep with me"

Pure genius eh?

3. "Your Mum single?

4. " Yeah, my ex left me because she mysteriously caught herpes"

5. "I'm mates with Charles Jenkins."

6. "I've never actually.... done it before."

7. "I post at OWF!"

8. "What games do you play?"

9. "Hope half an inch is good enough for you."

10. "God! my arse is bleeding!"

okay, new one.

top 10 places not to visit.

1. England.

2. "Nuclear Test Site"

3. America :p

4. The KKK

5. Republican Convention

6. Alabama.

7. The Bronx.

8.hobos house

9. Anywhere near CB! :)

10. OWF

Ok, top 10 things not to do at work.

1.use the internet and go onto OWF so you can post

2. Have a computer chair race.

do it with the boss on the table

3.do it with the boss on the table

So far I do and have done 2 out of three of those!!!!!!

4. Lock yourself in the stationary cupboard.... alone!!! *Eeeeugh*

5. Pee in the coffee.

Haven't tried that one... yet!

6. Photocopy certain parts of your anatomy.... when its not the office party!

7. F*ck the boss' wife/daughter

Sometimes expected... that one VK! LOL!

8. Email the above photocopies to all the other employees including the boss, MD and chairperson with the tag "Kiss it!"

9. Signing your co workers up for a Porn News letter.

10) yell "BOOBIES" at the top of your lungs in a business meeting.

Ok.

Top 10 things you just don't talk about with your parents.