Priest
 

Well everyone, I just became a licensed priest over the internet, so yeah, if you want me to marry you, I'm available.

I am the coolest priest ever.

http://www.spiritualhumanism.org/

LOL thats just wicked!

Oh go on then, marry me to a random person. Female preferably.

Marry me to a geek. Any. I'm not a fussy person :)

No Bionic take that back or he'll marry you to me!

I've changed my mind. Marry me to Reece, I think we'd make a great couple.

That is cool! My friend got ordained over the Internet as well..took all of five minutes! :)

It was the Universal Life Church I think: www.ulc.net

Oh marry me Mac! Marry me! :D

Yeah yeah I know that isn't quite what he means, I just couldn't resist!

Aw...you got my hopes up and everything...:(

Hey don't get down little buddy. :) There are plenty of deaths in the sea... or... not...

But erm, I, could I offer counseling? :D

If by counseling you mean sweet sweet lovin', then sure.

Oh absolutely! :D

But enough of this, let's get down to business!

Nyah... nyahahaha....

Thats good...