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Statikk HDM 03-05-2004 11:16 AM
Martha Stewart gets PW3D!!!!!11111one
 
Martha Stewart, of insider trading notoriety, was convicted on ALL COUNTS of insider trading and other such indecency. Booyah! Now all we have to do it find a way to give millions of people their life savings' back and crucify Kenny boy! What would convicts say to her in prison? "Knit me an afghan, bitch!"

oddguy 03-05-2004 11:22 AM
Hey, I was going to bring this up, but decided not to for reasons I don't remember. Anyway, I was shocked that she was convicted guilty on all counts. I was so not expecting that to happen. I thought she'd get off and go back to making big cakes.

-oddguy

Statikk HDM 03-05-2004 11:33 AM
No, she'll still make cakes...to keep Big Bertha off her back. Nothing inspires culinary genius like protecting the sanctity of your asshole.

Abe's son 03-05-2004 01:23 PM
<^> ^_^ <^> GGTHNXFPLYING. Pwnd n00b!!

Sekto Springs 03-05-2004 05:38 PM
Martha Stewart...Pffft. She won't be bored in prison to say the least, she'll be too busy decorating her 8x8 cell with whatever she knits made of whatever she finds. She wont have to worry about any anal contact either, she already has a silver spoon rammed up there.
:eek: :lol: