Disease
 

Warning a disease which has been discovered since the beginning of time has been effecting hundreds and billions of human beings...be warned catching this disease is absolutley fatal...The following symtoms can include:

1. The complete loss of breath

2. Absoluetly no signs of heart funtion

3. Beginning to smell like the Indonesian Corpse Flower

4. The complete halt to all body funtions and systems

5. The beginning of decompostion of the body

6. No sign of neural activity

7. Unable to speak or listen

8. Loss of all feeling and ability to move

Scientists researching the epidemic has so far named this fatal disease to be....DEATH......
The main ways of contracting this disease is unknown
and it is likely to target everyone.

Scientists are currently working on a cure in the form of a pill but current cures could include being

Stay Calm...citizens of OWF, if after a self diagnosis you discover that you are suffering from all the above symtoms...visit your local hospital IMMEDIATELY!!

Yes, i say we should get rid of this "Death" immediatly *cough*

death is mostly caused by cell death and damage

Scientists are trying to create a anti-death pill that stops cell death, I would bring a url to it but i can't find it

This is dumb.

You are dumb.

Go away.

Agreed. This is quite clearly either poking fun at me, or just spam.

Kill it.

Hobo, that was hillarious! Made me laugh......:lol:*cough*:dodgy:.........at the expense of a fellow forumer. Sorry, death.:fuzwink: I still love ya! :fuzgrin:

-oddguy:fuzcool:

I've had that disease several time nothing special. Cure myself with some holy water. But dont close this thread, its just somebody trying to make us all laugh. I dont think this thread is making fun of you "death"... (haha wat a good pun)

Booo, hisss!

Death, that is spam.

Well gee wizz mr quick! So is your post! Damnit, should've left it for a moderator... But noooo! You couldn't do that now could you!

You see I don't really care whether my post is spam or not, if a mod wants to remove it he can. As far as I'm concerned the odd jokey post here and there doesn't really matter, so long as in the long term the thread stays on topic.

I do not fear death for I cannot die (I WISH) god created death because he is overall an over expecting ruthless cunt I would put this in my own thread but I can't double post so I have to do it here instead as it is the second most appropriate