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Wolfpac 10-23-2003 04:19 AM
grouphug.us
 
http://grouphug.us/
Confessions from strangers ranging from the innocuous to the rather disturbing.

Who here has the guts to "Post One" of you own?

Alcar 10-23-2003 04:35 AM
I have, but you'll not be getting the number ;)

Alcar...

Facsimile 10-24-2003 06:29 AM
Don't worry Alcar, I found yours:

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424511940
My girlfriend left me for some dude who doesnt play videogames all day like I do and I moved to my aunts house on the west coast. To this day, I post on this forum about a game I still play, its really addictive, so much so that I have made my families life a living hell because I make up stories that way I can stay at home and play 20++ hours a day instead of working at a fast-food joint. I also make up stories about stars that I have met and have made everyone believe I have a job in the recording industry.

I have tried to quit all my lies, but I cant because its so funny since everyone thinks I am a stud from Missouri, but in my heart I know I am a fat, disgusting, lying, white trash, whose sex life revolves around blowup dolls and a tub of warm crisco.
:p

Alcar 10-24-2003 10:17 AM
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Originally posted by Facsimile
Don't worry Alcar, I found yours:

:p
Wrong! My girlfriend left me because our relationship wasn't going anywhere. Then again, it was a childish relationship :p

I feel sorry for that guy :(

Alcar...

SeaRex 10-24-2003 10:59 AM
That guy had to be joking. No one is THAT pathetic... right? Besides, I can't think of a single game that is addictive enough for someone to play 20+ hours a day (except for maybe Everquest or another MMORPG).

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Even though I think of myself as anti-racist, every time a black person brushes past me on a bus or in the street I have to check to make sure my wallet is still there.
I've been guilty of that before... :(

Great site, Wolfie.

Rex Tirano 10-24-2003 02:29 PM
Alcar I found yours......
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649770697
I was a horrible teenager. I put a cat in a microwave for one second in order to catch the scene on video. I pissed on a kid who was passed out at a party. I mooned an old lady for fun. I tipped a port-a-potty. I threw a huge rock through a bank window. I put a huge stop sign in the middle of the road at night on a dark street so people would hit it. I cleaned the toilet with my stepmom's toothbrush and wiped a booger on her nightgown. I guess I was angry. I'm a pretty happy person now, but I feel bad about my past.
Or maybe it's.....

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892943635 When I was in 1st grade, our classroom bathroom broke and we had to use another bathroom in another class. Needless to say, this was an absolutely terrifying prospect for this seven-year-old. I decided to pee in my pants right there in the middle of the room and let my pants soak it up. Well, that didn't happen, the pee ran right down my pant-leg and formed a puddle in the middle of the floor. I never fessed up to it, and like to think no one ever knew.
...well we know know......or is it....

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540888374 i had sex with my 10th grade math teacher...a lot.
I could fid some more but i'm bored....

Alcar 10-24-2003 02:38 PM
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649770697
I was a horrible teenager. I put a cat in a microwave for one second in order to catch the scene on video. I pissed on a kid who was passed out at a party. I mooned an old lady for fun. I tipped a port-a-potty. I threw a huge rock through a bank window. I put a huge stop sign in the middle of the road at night on a dark street so people would hit it. I cleaned the toilet with my stepmom's toothbrush and wiped a booger on her nightgown. I guess I was angry. I'm a pretty happy person now, but I feel bad about my past.
I've been accused of doing such an evil thing to my cat. I helped someone piss at a party (they were drunk), does that count? Never mooned an old lady. I half tipped a port-a-potty, but realised it'd be mean to cover my friend in shit (Cadets, this is). Haven't put a sign in the middle of a road. Haven't done the toothbrush thing. Wiped a booger many times, not on any one else's but my clothes :D

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892943635
When I was in 1st grade, our classroom bathroom broke and we had to use another bathroom in another class. Needless to say, this was an absolutely terrifying prospect for this seven-year-old. I decided to pee in my pants right there in the middle of the room and let my pants soak it up. Well, that didn't happen, the pee ran right down my pant-leg and formed a puddle in the middle of the floor. I never fessed up to it, and like to think no one ever knew.
We don't have toilets in classrooms over here, other than Pre-School. What sick place has them in any year other than infants!?

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540888374
i had sex with my 10th grade math teacher...a lot.
Never... And Josh can vouche for that one. I mean, I do have some standards.

Alcar...

Hobo 10-24-2003 02:40 PM
You see Rexy, it's obviously this one:

"I fantasize daily about killing practically everyone that I see."

EDIT: Oh no, it has got to be this one

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Sometimes I get pee-shy at the urinal if other men are around.So I imagine them all jumping up and down with their pants around their ankles and rubber chickens sticking out of their arses.

Jacob 10-24-2003 03:44 PM
I've put some up aswell, i like that site...

Rex Tirano 10-24-2003 04:05 PM
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293352844
I regularly get pissed off at complete strangers to the point of boiling rage, just because they happen to be standing in the one spot where everyone needs to walk through to get to where they are going. I've even thought of carrying a samurai sword and chopping people's heads off as need be, just to be able to walk down the sidewalk.
Does this happen to be you jacob?

Jacob 10-24-2003 04:43 PM
I tend to be the one standing in the way...

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613676440 I live with my roommate and his girlfriend, they plan to get married. I'm in love with him, but neither of them know I'm gay
Hee-Hee...

Wil 10-24-2003 05:49 PM
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293352844
I regularly get pissed off at complete strangers to the point of boiling rage, just because they happen to be standing in the one spot where everyone needs to walk through to get to where they are going. I've even thought of carrying a samurai sword and chopping people's heads off as need be, just to be able to walk down the sidewalk.
I have to admit, it sounds like I've already been submitting things without knowing it. :p

*chops Jacob's head off*

I'll go there myself and find some good ones to call my own.

I found some, but they're all against the OWF rules. :p

oddguy 10-24-2003 09:28 PM
Some of those are very...........revealing.:|

-oddguy

The Red Muse 10-25-2003 08:25 AM
Gah! I made a confession!!

Why the hell did I do that for....?!
What's wrong with meeeeeee.......?!

*runs away*

Ohh, yeah--- nice site! :p

Fez 10-25-2003 10:45 AM
492622789 i am mad in love with this girl, i will never have a chance with her. All i want is for her to be happy, i wish i was good enough.



thats me...

Cloverfield 10-25-2003 01:03 PM
Oh well. I made a confession. :o Sometimes it just feels good to get something out.

Abe Babe...

Hobo 10-25-2003 01:23 PM
I've made a confession... it starts with 39871, not that that helps you....

Cloverfield 10-25-2003 01:40 PM
It's funny, cause they give you the number of your confession, but there's no way to go look at it. So unless you can be bothered going through thousands of pages to look for it, you probably will never see your own.

Abe Babe...

oddguy 10-25-2003 06:40 PM
I wouldn't be that dedicated.

-oddguy

Facsimile 10-26-2003 02:56 AM
I spent a lot of Friday night on that site. How addictive! A lot of them you can tell are posted by females though, like ferill's.
They have to be funny people!

Fez 10-26-2003 03:39 PM
mine was posted by a girl? damn it. When ever something goes wrong its always me.

oddguy 10-26-2003 03:52 PM
Whoa!:eek: I saw a couple posts on there with people confessing to murder! What a strange site. It just goes to show you a lot of people are pretty screwed up nowadays.:fuzblink: Most of those posts are either disturbing or funny, but I found a few that were no big deal. I'll write one when I do something evil someday!:p

-oddguy:fuzcool:

Cloverfield 11-02-2003 12:35 PM
Yeah, I found one on someone plotting to rob banks, and another guy who caused a major road fatality and passed it off as being an accident.

I found the lame ones to be the most funny, like not wearing underwear, planting porn on people's computers, and loving to piss all over things.

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I'm addicted to Pocky.
Goddamn, that cracked me up more than any of the sexually related ones did. I couldn't stop laughing. It's just the whole lameness of the confession.

But nothing beats this one ...

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720149282
I have a fear... of EGGS. I know it's silly and my girlfriend makes fun of me saying I have EGGNAPHOBIA. But I have had this problem my whole life... EGGS actually scare me. When people talk about omlettes for example, I feel sick in my stomach... I physically cannot touch EGGS as I get shivery and feel ill and if I see someone eating an EGG sandwich I get a nervous twitch (always in my right eye) and I literally have to leave the room. Even the smell of EGGS makes me feel faint.
I think it's because EGGS are from chicken's butts and that always deeply disturbed me as a kid... I think it developed from there. I have issues
OMG ... that is just the funniest thing ever!!! *imagines some guy like scared of eggs*

Abe Babe...

nads 11-02-2003 12:52 PM
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788124021 I am a compulsive masturbator
welcome to my world... :D


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i'm a plagarist.
3 page art essays?!? Bah!

this stuff is revealing.