Are You A User Of Producer Test
THIS WILL FINALLY FIGURE OUT THE GENDER YOU WOULD'VE BEEN IF YOU HADN'T HAD YOU SEX TRANSFIGURED...
1. WHEN I SEE A PREGNANT WOMAN I... a.)want to cocieve a baby b.)want to make jokes about pregnant people c.)want to split in half to make another copy d.)ask her is it a boy or girl e.)want to transform into Alcar 2. WHEN I WANT TO SCAN SOMETHING I SCAN... a.)a baby's cute little picture and share it with my friends b.)my butt. It's cool and entertaining c.)ripped paper d.)nothing. I wanna take the scanner apart e.)a picture of Alcar 3. I AM AT A STORE AND I AM IN THE... a.)baby section b.)condom and dildo section c.)stuff being pulled apart section d.)'how does it work' section e.)the Alcar action figure section 4. I SAW SAM AND NOW I WANT TO... a.)have millions of babies b.)poke her tits c.)split in half d.)study her e.)go see Alcar 5. I AM TAKING THIS TEST BECAUSE... a.)there are questions about babies b.)there are stupid and perverted questions c.)I wanted to see if there was going to be a splitting question d.)I wanna know my gender e.)you mentioned Alcar 6. WHAT WAS THE FIRST QUESTION I ASKED YOU? a.)Do you wanna have a baby? b.)How perverted are you? c.)What is mitosis? d.)Are you curious about your gender? e.)Am I Alcar? And now the tally... Mostly As: You're probaly a woman obsessed with creating life you're most likely a producer Mostly Bs: You're a sick pervert with a love for porno a definite user Mostly Cs: You are a cell almost ready to split a producer Mostly Ds: You are a curious person but are sterile a user Mostly Es: You're Alcar a user None really: Well, that makes you subnormal |
If I see anyone else vote "I am Alcar" I'm going to cry out of joy.
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I got straight 'E's.
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I'll go for the "none really" ... as none of those answers really applied to me. Excpet for being perverted ... I am sometimes perverted, but aren't we all. LOL
I swear, the Alcar answers were the best ones on there. LMAO Abe Babe... |
Hmmmm, mostly E's. Looks like I'm Alcar!:p I didn't see much answers that fit my personality.
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I want a Peter action figure with moving middle finger action, stroke his ego patch and watch is head grow! Price £50.00
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Hmm. It seems most of us are Alcars. Let's start a religion called Alcarism and go find a barren land and call it Alcarpetopia. Pete's birthday is our biggest holiday. We have to get him presents. I'm gonna mimic Alcar I got mostly E but Some others of course.
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Well, I got mostly D's. I'm curious and sterile. Now tell me, why exactly am I sterile? *pokes belly with a worried expression*
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Apparently, I'm a porno fiend.
EDIT: Heh, the Alcar Fan club things gave me the giggles. Good un' matey. I'd do to intentionally piss Alcar off, but of course, that would lower my signitures coolness. As you can tell, my signiture is *checks* 268.697% that of Alcars. Of course, that was before multiple signiture changes I've made since then, but that number is still mostly accurate I'd wager. Might be down to 263.27%, but thats ok. |
Zach, it somewhat scares me that you're mimicing Alcar so much. I actually thought your last post was Alcar because you have his avatar and signature.
Be affraid, Alcar!:eek: -oddguy:fuzcool: |
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Wow total porno fiend... no suprise for me..
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I am Alcar
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(Flashback) (The sound of kiddie music is played in the background) I was in da hopspital when the Doctor said,"Now to remove the testicals!" It hurt bad! (Two years ago) I found my testicals and sewed them back on! I've been slightly normal ever since! (Music stops) Thank you! I will mimic [spins around with finger pointing out] (this is a test only a test eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep! Thankyou...)next! |
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Abe Babe... |