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Reptile 08-27-2003 04:10 PM

In a Nutshell.
 
I hate this. It's a load of crap. But give me your opinions on it, just to see if you all agree with my theory. It's based in the Roman times in USA.


IN A NUTSHELL

Episode 1

Narrator: It's just another day in Mir, kicking butt, getting rare items...and....let's just get it on...


MazMan: Wassup

Narrator: When all of a sudden

HornyPig: ROOOOOOOAAAAAR!

MazMan: Oh my god!

HornyPig: Im the great Wooma Guardian, *laughs like a pig* The Wooma Taurus is god!!

MazMan: Oh yeah, well we'll see about that!

HornyPig: Bring it on

*They begin fighting, then MazMan kills him*

MazMan: What? He's dead already? All right, let's celebrate! *begins listening to Busted*

HornyPig: *gets up and hits MazMan* Hahahahaha

*They begin fighting again*

Narrator: When all of a sudden..

WoomaTaurus: Roooooaaaaar!!! *cough*

MazMan: Oh shi- *electrocuted by Wooma Taurus, MazMan falls into the real world*

--------------------------MIR-----------------------

TerminatorX: Machine fire!

*MazMan drops down*

GarethGates: What the hell?

Brethtaker: Hello? Wakey wakey...get up, get up you stupid son of a.....you're embarrasing yourself....stupid person... *gets a mobile* Cridden...hello can you hear me? Hello?

---------------------GYM--------------------

*Cridden is listening to Liberty X*

Cridden: Hey wait a minute...my spidy sense is tingling...wait a minute thats not right, WAIT A MINUTE

*5 DAYS LATER*

Cridden: Eh...

Trainer: Your friends need you...

Cridden: Oh yeah...*goes to Mir* so whats up?

Brethtaker: I dunno

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