Make up your own odd nursery rhyme!
Oh boy this will be another crazy thread anyway make up your own nursery rhyme but make it odd, or stupid or just wierd like this.
Little Miss muffit sat on her tuffit eating her curds and way along came a spidar and sat down beside her and said "is this seat taken?" The idea is that the nursery rhyme has to end in a way that is wierd or doesn't make sense or go with the rest of the rhyme. You try it or not!:D |
Mary had a little lamb, little lamb, little lamb, Mary had a little lamb that ate all of her family for lunch!
Ta-Da! Little Bo Peep has lost her sheep and doesn't no where to find her. Go look under the bed and she'll be there, KILLING ALL OF HER FRIENDS! |
hickory dickory dock, the old dude sucked his ****.
how's that? |
Oh thank god, by the topic title I thought you meant nursery rhymes based on Oddworld. If that was true, I'd have to slap you.
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There once was a guy named larry,
he was very harry, he sold someone his pubes, then went online and laughed at noobs, someone said "seagulls are gay" and he said "respect my authoritay!" and then I said "DIDDLAY!" then larry went straigh....... ....t. then I threw a fit! advice: don't throw tantrums, or you'll be a grade "A" girly nimrod. YAY! |
Mary had a little lamb.... and then it died.
Three bad mice, three bad mice, see how they run, see how they run. They all run after the new playboy magazine, they look at the hottest mice that you've ever seen, oh no, the little brown is erecting, three bad mice, three bad mice. Oddling l:c l |
I won't even attempt to top that one. Good job oddling.
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The Dolphin That Was:
Flipper the dolphin He had his own T.V. show Flipper is dead now :| :| :| :| |
Humpty dumpty sat on the wall
Humpty dumpty had a great fall All the kings horses and all the king's men were too dumb to glue him together again. |
Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pale of water Jack was brown with his crown and Jill went to the toilet!:D
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Jack and jill went up to get a pail, Jack and jill went up to get a pail.Jill staid up she wanted to learn how to do the jave an, Wail
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there once was a man from nantucket.....
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who had a big Bucket. His horse was there and his cattle was here but he had to have eaten his big puppet!:D
I couldn't resist:D |
Humpty dumpty sat on his big fat ass, he fell, no one cared, the end.
jack and jill went up the hill to make out, things got worse, then went worser, now jill's pregnant. ^the moral is: abstinance |
he must of got a pail of aphrodesiac
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humpty dumpty got hard, now people eat him salt and pepper |
Humpdy Dumpty sat on a wall, Humpty Dumpty was shot! They took him back and said he was a POW and he was famous!
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Oddling....you made me laugh so hard I cried!
Anyway...let me give this a shot. Hey diddle diddle, a fat man with a huge middle, killed the cow cus' he was a goon. The little frog vowed to take over the world, and they all died! |
Are there anymore nursery rhymes? I can't think of any!
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I think they've all been used, and I don't think anyone can top Oddling's version of three blind mice!
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Probably not! That was so funny though, he should do it again!:lol:
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