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Abe16 08-02-2003 07:48 AM

The old jailer
 
There he was dangling his cup against the bars, his name, was Joe he was in jail with only a bed, toilet, a table, and on the table was bread and water. He found some old clay and tried making a key, once he did he tried unlocking it, it worked. One of the police men saw him and took the clay key away again and locked it as always. See he got in jail for stealing something and once he got in jail he prayed to God he would not do it again. He didn't tell the cops or the guys he kept in secretly in his head. He found this old shovel he dug to his freedom until he saw a shiny thing, he didn't know what it was so he kept digging. He dug all they way until he reached it. It was an emerald! "Digging out again ay Joe?" The cop said. "Uhhh,No!. I found this rusty shovel and thinking I could get out but while digging I saw something shiney, so i kept digging and thats how i found this, emerald. " Joe said, "That just a...Oh my gosh thats the mummys!" The police men said and thats how the jailers quest begun.

Mac the Janitor 08-02-2003 07:12 PM

Do you just make a new "story" every day?

Abe16 08-02-2003 07:38 PM

Not every day

Abe's son 08-03-2003 08:01 PM

...

you suck

*bitchslap*

Reptile 08-13-2003 08:01 PM

Oh please, I wet my pants laughing at things which couldn't entertain a hamster.......you have let me down Abe16....