The Tales, of A Wandering Idiot
 

Herrow there folks. This is going to fallow my journy through life...er....sorta...dramatized of course...I think...eh...whatever


The Wandering Idiot: Episode 1, James Go's Camping

Ah yes...

That day...

That Glorious day...that I went...

To Camp... (FLASHABACKA!!)

*James is standing in an open feild with a few kids and a footlooker*

...

This sucks

Kid: Shut up..

Or what...

*kid push's james into the foot locker and slams the door*

....

*thump thump thump* ....help?

*WHAM WHAM WHAM WHA-* OW SHIT!!

*people come over and look at it*

Kid: heh...monkey boy fall down...

*foot locker jumps about violently, children run and scream*

*Giant monsterous spider lands on foot locker*

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Hey could someone help me...whats that noise...

*Spider rips the top off the foot locker*

AIEE!!! *wets self*

*Spider tears james out of the open foot locker and thrash's him*



TO BE CONTINUED!!...WHEN I GET BACK!!

....!

I am doing a tale of a wandering mumbler to add to my Addvormahn "them" Group's tales. It's strangly similar to this.

Man, I've got to start finding something origional that noone else would think of..

I woke up that night.

It was very crazy, Cody went at me with a butane torch with 2 old spice cans duct taped to the side...it was a freakin' flame thrower...

...

I had blisters from the fire...

...on my.

...face...

Yeah.

Then we had fun with Axe deoderent.

Woo...

Blowtorch.

... Lit it the hell up...