Oddworld Forums - James's Interview

Here we go again, anyway I'll interview game characters and other such peeps. If you want me to interview anyone (non-oddworld, although I'll except that once In a while) Just PM me. Anyway here's the first one. Ima Interview Gospel.

:Transmiting Interview:
James: .........oh the...things...with the film...there...
James: on
James: ....I think
Gospel: *looks around*
James: .......oh...right the interview..right
Gospel: yeah, lets start that
James: ...
James: alright I'm here with gospel form battle network...or BnG...or were ever the hell you came from
James: ...
James: damn dog thing...
James: ...
Gospel: Battle Network EXE 2...dolt
James: Right...what did I say
James: ...
James: dont answer that
Gospel: Bob And George
James: ...I SAID DONT ANSWER THAT!
James: ...
James: uh
James: so...
James: Ok I'm going to ask you a series of questions and you have to answer them...or I press the nuder button
James: ...and things dont get pretty from there
Gospel: nuder?
James: ...yes
James: With a spork
James: ...
Gospel: *holds crotch*
James: ok first question
James: ...right
James: Ok, Whats it like being Bass's support unit
Gospel: umm...hmm...okay, he's nice and all but I don't like the fact that I'm purple
James: ? Why, Purple is a perfectly evil color
Gospel: but you can't be the same color as an M&M!
Gospel: that's gay
James: ....so...what color WOULD you want to be?...and are you implying that Protoman, Zero, X and Megaman are gay?
Gospel: yep
James: ...
James: YOU BASTARD!
Gospel: and as for color...breen
James: *hand inch's closer to nuder button*
James: ...
James: ok
James: thats good

*pause*

James: wait that would mean...
James: Plague is gay...
James: ....
James: ...shit
Gospel: *growls at James*
James: dont make me hit this!
Gospel: *growls more loudly*
James: ...BAD DOGGEH!! *hits button*
*spork flys at light speed towards Gospels croch*
Gospel: AHHH!
*ping, and spork keeps moving*
James: oh
James: ...wait
James: your metal
James: ...
James: that means
James: ...
James: eff
*spork lodge's itself in James's forehead*
James: *falls over dead or in a coma or something*
Gospel: *takes a piss on James's body*
*plague comes by and cuts James's arm off and flys off*
Gospel: *WOOF*
James: Lassie!?
James: Is that you!
Gospel: yes, I'm lassie
Gospel: but you can call me skipper
James: but...wait...*gasp* and you can call me Captain Red?
Gospel: no
James: ...
Gospel: just James
James: I hate you Skipper
James: ...
James: ...I hate you

*cameras turn off*

*camera turns back on and James is all bandaged up*

James: ..so
James: .....Skipper...
James: Whats it like fusing with Bass?
James: Dose It hurt?
Gospel: metal remember, no pain receptors
Gospel: nice logic, Captain Red
James: ...shut up
James: ok then whats it like
James: ...
James: do you see what he see's
Gospel: trippy
James: or something?
James: ...oh
James: ...
Gospel: kinda
James: can you remember anything of what happens when you fuse?..like what he dose?
Gospel: yeah, our CPU's fuse also
James: ...
Gospel: so...yeah
James: that must be scary
Gospel: not really, I can fuse with him without him knowing
James: ...
James: so
James: Bass is brain dead
Gospel: Yeah so like when I'm fused with him I'm looking for myself
James: oh..
James: thats...sad
James: but funny at the same time
James: alright next question
Gospelce fused during a...meeting with a friend of his and I haven't done it since
Gospel:eww...
James: .......weird
James: ok next question
Gospel: by meeting I mean se-
James: ....
James: NEXT QUESTION
Gospel: nevermind
Gospel: question #3
Gospel: ..
James: like hell you better
Gospel: wow, that's sad
Gospel: keep going!
James: ok in your opinion have you been in enough Megaman games
James: or is Capcom just being an asshole
Gospel: umm...I've been in like 4, so...NO!
James: I feel your pain
Gospel: CAPCOM WILL BOW BEFORE MY DOGGY BODY!
James: I wasn't in any games
James: ..
James: Campcom rejected my game
James: James, Raider of Bars, THE FIRST RAID!
James: ...AND SO THEY SHALL!
James: ...
Gospel: that would have been...cool
James: alright next question
James: Have Mets gotten enough props?
James: ...like
James: Attention
James: or love
Gospel: nope, they've been in every game besides MMZ and don't get no props
James: ...damn straight
James: ..I feel bad for the little bastards
James: ...
Gospel: they've even been in MM Soccer!
James: yeah!
James: any way next question
James: Do you have a robot doggy girl friend?
Gospel: umm...you know Tango the kitty?
James: ...yeah?
Gospel: yes, I said kitty, her and I have been hangin' out a lot
James: uhm...wouldn't that be cross breeding?
Gospel: we're robots so the cat/dog thing doesn't matter
James: oh
Gospel: we'd make...eddies or something like that
James: cuz for a second there I though you were gona make the next Robo-Catdog
James: ...
James: Eddie rocks
James: ..next question
Gospel: ha ha ha!
Gospel: robo catdog
James: ...
James: yeah I know
James: Any way
James: I Eddie da man, or Is he just...blah
James: And dose he deserve to be in the next Megaman Games

*akward pause*

Gospel: he played a supporting role in MM8 and was good at that, yeah, he should be in the next games
James: Yeah...he should...like have a Z cannon in him or something...
James: that would rock
Gospel: Yep
James: Next Question

*pause*

James: Do you think your in enough sprite comics?
Gospel: yep, I've got one now called Gospel, here have a look
James: neatorific
James: So.. You've got your own Sprite Comic?
Gospel: okay this isn't working
Gospel: but yeah I do
James: kewl
James: ok next question
James: Is Bass realy in love with Roll?
Gospel: yes, remember the meeting I was talking about earlier
James: ...oh..oh sweet god no
James: *vomits*
James: SWEET MOTHER OF THE LORD IN THE HEAVENS!! NO!! *vomits*
Gospel: be quiet about it
James: ..ok
James: ...
James: *gets up*
James: Next question
Gospel: wait
James: Do-
Gospel: *vomits machinery*
James: ...ok
James: ...
Gospel: next question!
James: Do robots realy have a digestive track..and if not...were the hell dose it all go?
Gospel: umm...the Internet
James: ...
James: ok
James: so...spam is robot poo
James: ...
Gospel: yeah
James: so if all the robots were constipated...WE'D HAVE NO SPAM!
James: ok next question
Gospel: yeah
James: whats it like being in a Battle Network
Gospel: now your thinking
Gospel: cool, the fact that I have an evil organization that I rule is neat
James: ...sweet
James: ...ok thats all the time I have for today
James: ..GOOD BYE KIDS!

:End Transmission:
Credits..

Idea: James[Me]
Editor: James[Me]
Chat Program: Yahoo! Messenger
CAST:
Gospel: Kyle[Nads]
James: James[Me]

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THIS INTERVIEW WAS DONE WITH A REAL PERSON, NOT MADE UP..REALY, JUST ASK NADS