XBox Sucks
I just got back from having a threesome with a cow and a gerbil and your momma. Excuse the lateness in posting this.
Why this is true:
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"Takes forever to load anything."
It actually has the fastest load times out of the three consoles dumbass. "Weighs about 15 pounds." No, but you do... besides once puberty hits you might grow a muscle or two. "No good games for it." You obviously don't own an Xbox, so why bother proving you wrong on this one. "Microsoft makes it (Bill Gates is the devil)." Does your computer run on Windows? "All the games cost too much." They cost the same as the other two alternatives. "It's too difficult to simply turn the thing off with the one big button and one little button." Are you brainless? "XBox Live! sucks." Do you realize GCN has no online plan? Or perhaps you like the lag invested PS2 service that makes you pay a bundle more for an adapter and hard-drive. "Halo was a bad release game." HA-HA-HA-HA-HA! "I'm just prejudicial against Microsoft." Really?? |
This thread should be closed for lack of intelligence...:| :|
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I like licking random things, such as hot irons and suckers off the floor.
No it doesn't -- dumbass. And I'm not kidding about the weight. It seriously weighs that much. And? I guess that means I can't comment on games? Yes -- that doesn't mean I like Microsoft. New release games on XBox cost around $5-10 more than on GC or PS2. Apparently. I prefer the lag. Funny isn't it. Yes, really. |
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Nice one with getting your postcount up. :rolleyes: |
You make my tummy tickle.
Anyways, who cares about the weight? What kind of dumbass goes around moving their console all the time anyways? The whole Microsoft thing is more invigorating than a homosexual orgy. Games is a matter of preference. And game cost the same, anyways. I bought Vice City for PS2 yesterday and it cost 50$, just like any newly released XBox/GC game. w00t. |
"No it doesn't -- dumbass."
You can't be serious? Xbox is the most powerful system out there. "And I'm not kidding about the weight. It seriously weighs that much." Once again, puberty will come sooner or later... "And? I guess that means I can't comment on games?" Yeah, pretty much. "Yes -- that doesn't mean I like Microsoft." That's what I thought... New release games on XBox cost around $5-10 more than on GC or PS2. "If you ever bother looking, the prices are exactly the same- Yes exactly the same." "I prefer the lag." HA-HA-HA-HA-HA! "Funny isn't it." It won game of the year for all platforms. |
The game still sucks regardless of the awards it won.
I'm jealous of its amazing looks though. If I looked as good as it looks, I'd be hotter than George Bush. Meaning I'm not now... |
Its currently the best first person shooter, anyways. Once again; preference, my dear. Prefernce.
Lets go run of the Brazil and sell drugs now. |
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Concerning post count, I went to edit my post and quoted it by mistake... I then edited it to something insulting.:rolleyes: |
IDIOT*Uncle Sam music included*
*Uncle Sam music starts*Who would be on your side, kid???? Listen, for 1...Xbox has the greatest games and really good graphics...other than the Dreamcast sh*t. You must wonder, why the f*ck are you saying this....you haven't played one......once. Besides...that Dreamcast crap didn't make a 2. Did it? No. And it wont. Xbox is already working on one. I like microsoft. I prefer windows 2000. So watch ure mouth, kid. At least that it has good program running stuff....other than All the other p.o.s.'s like Genises or DREAMCAST.*by this time, the uncle sam music has been done for 1:00* So listen, don't say microsoft, Xbox, or PS1 sucks, because it all all rocks more than your type. I think your one of a kind...only one I know that hates X-Box. You suck, man. Xbox is the b*tch!!!! It is the SH*T!!!!!!!!!! you are the f*gg*t. So you better stop Xbox spamming!
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Then again, theres always the matter of Majic. he can wipe my ass at anything. |
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O yea, I forgot to mention before... Dreamcast is pretty much one of the best systems, along with PS1 and X-Box. Yay.
The only reason dreamcast failed was because Saturn haters distrusted Sega. Boo. |
Mann we need Jacob for this one! Ya know?
Sega never had cool games. It was all a bunch shitty sport games and fighting games that are all the same. The only game I think that was really cool for the system was the Sonic games and that dident last very long. Anyway wtfz I don't know what the fu*k your talking about because all of your comments on the system are wrong and plus its really stupid to put up a thread like this. And I hate to tell you but X-Box and PS2 are now the same price at $179.00 where I am at, at least. So your not going to win over this absurd age old arguement. In the wise words of PA Live with it! Paramiteabe...:fuzblink: |
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QCheese believes that every console has their good points. QCheese is no one. I just made him up. |
This is a pretty Bias thread..... I think all consoles are good, if it weren't good it would be off the market already.
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This thread has now degenerated into a pile of stinky poo. Hopefully by my use of words you'll see I mean that it's childish to fight over opinions.
*closes* Alcar... |
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